posted on Mar, 26 2009 @ 08:37 AM
Well... For me this assumes 3 things and I would have to have a lot of money to actually pull this off.
1. It assumes that the literal interpretations of revelation are correct. There's going to be dragons, unicorns, and the star Sirius B is going to
crash into the Earth. I really hope we have our deflector shields up and running by then.
2. It assumes that Super Saiyan Jesus is going to come riding out of the sky on pegasus to smite the cities of zombified dead who have come to feast
on the brains of all the nonbelievers.
3. It assumes I have access to a nuclear warhead, a really fast space shuttle, and a watch.
Therefore I would use my uber awesome playing card divination skills to tell when to take off in my shuttle, which would be strapped with a nuclear
warhead. I would then fly myself directly into the sun and detonate the bomb at the last second. Then I may have a chance of actually going back in
time and landing somewhere on Earth in the 19th century where I would probably be revered as a god for all his awesome knowledge of future world
Or I'd just be burned at the stake for being a wizard and "trafficking with satan". Darn. That's a lose-lose situation...
So I guess I'd have to pick option number three in the OP...