This might be controversial even here but want clairty on issue so to speech ^_^

I'm not here to discuss whether you believe me or not. Or then to even prove I'm telling truth. For all I care you can believe me to be delusional and psychotic. So please keep this in mind. Though constructive input would be greatly appreciated because I'm very curious ^_^.


My grandfather was son to the creators of The Bell Telephone company. He ran a giant drug group that sold coc aine to all the eastern side of US (other drug including opium etc as well). They were called the Devil's Disciples. He supposedly died flying his private Jet from Texas to Virginia bringing drugs. Anyways basically his family owned judges. Could get away with everything and had mansions everywhere. I mean huge mansions that make the stuff on cribs look pathetic. My grandmother had a son with him in which he was immediately taken from her at birth and given a replacement kid. She broke up with him due to heavy cheating and him having sex with everything under sun. In which she got not one penny from courts and actually had things taken from her. She was also put in a mental ward later in life for speaking against him. But after she had broke up with him (About 15 years before he died which the death story sounds fake if you want me to post newspaper article I can) she was secretly pregnant with twins. Because they took her last kid she had with him she kept it a secret and did not even let hospitals know about it. This was my mom and her twin sister. My mother was a genius in her younger years and worked at a huge programing firm in which she had over 20 secretaries and 4 floors devoted completely to her. In which at some point she tried to contact her dad's family. After which she became a crazed drug addict that I tried for years to love but never could. She has been put in 3 mental institutions and had her brain fried by machines and pills. She does not even remember from when I was 10 and younger (in which at 10 I was sent away her).

Anyways their are a lot more detail I'm not filling in. But I don't want to scare you away. Now my question is to do with the conspiracy theories of aliens having bred with humans and these "better" humans getting special rights.

Sense I was born whether I knew the answers or not I could always score perfects on multiple choice test. This includes a specialized DRP test I took for US census that I took in 6th grade. The results said because of my prefect scores I was a master of all forms of math, above professor reading level, and literary genius. I have been in US math tournaments as well and won easy even sleeping during the test from boredom (these were 8 hour test). I have never worked out in my life but always win at arm wrestling, can bench press over 350 pounds without struggle, have never lost a fight, and make people scream and cry in mercy effortless. My whole life people have always claimed I wasn't Human and made jokes about it because of my abilities. My hair grows 4 times faster then a normal humans. I can light my skin on fire and it doesn't hurt. Even when stabbed by objects such as knives it barely penetrates and I barely bleed. Any girl I have ever wanted to woo I had no trouble with and could get her to have sex with me the first day I met her (minus exceptions of models which took 2-3 days). I can easily manipulate people to get free things. Even to this day I don't work but have lots of money, a beautiful lake home, and everything I desire. Also my eye sight is 20/10 and I see 20% more of the color spectrum then average humans. I type 147+ wpm pecking on a qwerty keyboard and never had lessons. I scored perfects on SATS and ACT but after going to college and seeing how easy it was I got bored and quit. Everything I try to learn I do so instantly and without trouble and no need for others to teach me. I have participated in video game tournaments and online games in which I never lose. The other day I a friend of mine asked me to try Halo 3 online. I played it first time and he freaked out because I killed 40 people In a row without dieing winning the match. I have never once in my life brushed my teeth yet they stay white and cavity free. My hair never tangles and is always shiny and has movie star quality look to it. Their are countless examples of this and it's why so many people make jokes about me not being human.

So then finally to my question, is it possible that I am one of the humans with Alien spliced DNA? Just somehow I was misplaced from elite do to unusual circumstances occurring in my family? If so should I seek out to get my DNA tested? Any other ideas?

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For being such a genius, I was surprised to see how many grammatical mistakes you made. If your claims are true, then it's quite an interesting case. But I think you must do a better job to convince us. The ATS crowd is not as easy to woo as those girls you've slept with.

Truly, you need to brush up on your grammar in an essay, before you start telling ATS'ers that you score perfect on all testing!!-I'll give you the benefit of doubt that maybe you are not from America? (although you discuss Texas in your thread) Takes alot more than your "story" to convince people around here!! But good luck to you anyway!!

I fail to see how grammar shows someone intelligence at all? Maybe shows how many languages or then how long they have been isolated from society or then how eccentric they are. But not how it reflects on intelligence?

Unless of course if you think Politicians and Lawyers are the smartest people in world. Considering they have the best grammar.

Professors and scientist have the worst. I assume you know this? (well Minus English professors of course hehe)

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Well it's obvious you are a human / alien hybrid.

No I wouldn't get your DNA tested. If you are some kind of hybrid, then I'm sure tptb would be very interested. Instead enjoy your super powers. Put your amazing abilities to good use, for the betterment of mankind and all life on Earth.

P.s Welcome to ATS

Did everyone fail to read that I did not want people asking for validity of proof. I simply wanted constructive criticism on the question I asked. Not on whether you believe me or not. As then in my eyes it's truth so I don't NEED any validity.

On a side note. ^_^ I never said I scored perfects on test that were NOT multiple choice :-P. Just on multiple choice test ^_^. Though I do usually get perfects, If I don't know something on a non multiple choice test I will get it wrong.

I am currently 24 as well.

[edit on 19-3-2009 by omnichaotic]

Originally posted by omnichaotic
I fail to see how grammar shows someone intelligence at all? Maybe shows how many languages or then how long they have been isolated from society or then how eccentric they are. But not how it reflects on intelligence?

Unless of course if you think Politicians and Lawyers are the smartest people in world. Considering they have the best grammar.

Professors and scientist have the worst. I assume you know this? (well Minus English professors of course hehe)

HEAR HEAR .. being anal about grammer in a forum is not smart .. its just a cheap pop. having good grammer and spelling just means you have good grammer and spelling, it does not mean your more intelligent that someone who cant spell or use perfect queens english when talking / typing.

on to the op.

thats a dam good read dude , hehe, sounds like your generaly gifted... congrats! doubt your an alien but you never know, i always think "dam, theirs more to this life than i know" and im good at loads of random things, but i thing its just different stokes for different folks, some ppl get the goods and some dont ....you my good dude did!

Originally posted by omnichaotic
So then finally to my question, is it possible that I am one of the humans with Alien spliced DNA? Just somehow I was misplaced from elite do to unusual circumstances occurring in my family? If so should I seek out to get my DNA tested? Any other ideas?

Yes, you are elite, if you believe to be elite then you are, what you need to do is start up a church, call it the church of omnichaotic if you like, the name doesn't matter.

Once this church is established and you have numerous followers you may procreate with these followers to carry on your elite seed. After several years you will glean the knowledge you seek, for your offspring will carry your elite dna as well.

Once your elite offspring are adults, your elite ancestors will ascend to you and give you the knowledge for yourself and your minion elite offspring to take over the world.

To do this you will mount an expedition to the centre of the earth, there you will find the crest of Annunaki which is guarded by the reptilian overlord Frank.

Your ancestors will have told you how to defeat the reptilian overlord Frank, I'm led to believe it involves a rap battle and an eating contest.

Once defeated Frank will yield to you and award you the crest of Annunaki, with the crest of Annunaki you will be able to take over the world and lead the world by example, show them all your elitism!


God speed my little friend, god speed...

LoL ^_^ hehe I see someone doesn't believe in a Elite ruling body. Though I agree to many people are trying to get paid for spiritual enlightenment lol.

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all I have to say is you should brush your teeth. Nobody likes a yuk mouth. Enjoy sleeping with models, and living on the lake. Try to help others with your powers. Don't just be selfish.

And Chadwicus, I thought his name was Bob? Or is that just the guy at the door? I need to get my facts straight.

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So then finally to my question, is it possible that I am one of the humans with Alien spliced DNA?

Why are you asking an internet forum about your possible genetic heritage?

What makes you think the answers are on here, a forum of complete strangers that is rife with opinion and contention, hoaxers and the deluded, self-proclaimed experts and casual observers?

And you want answers and suggestions from ATS?

That’s an odd request from a “superman”.

From what you’ve told us, surely the first logical course of action would have been to do the research yourself. You say you are curious, and, if you’re telling the truth, have told us of having amazing abilities and a back story that suggests to you that there may well be something unusual about your past.

You’re a self-proclaimed literary genius and above professorial math expert. So how long would it take for you to learn the necessary methodology to deduce for yourself the answers to your questions?

Not long, I’d wager.

Can’t your familial influence get you access to specialists in the field of DNA testing? Why don’t you just walk into MIT and do something amazing in front of one of the lecturers to prove your claims?

Again, it does not figure that you’re sitting in front of a monitor, seeking the answers to your past.

If I had your skills, I’d be out there doing as much as I could for myself, rather than relying on others to make the decisions for me.

I'm not here to discuss whether you believe me or not.

Unfortunately, that discussion is going to happen a lot. Just because you say you’re not going to discuss it, does not mean it won’t keep cropping up. A little research would have told you this, and it is something that you should expect with such incredible claims.

Once again, I’m a little surprised you hadn’t foreseen this.

Or then to even prove I'm telling truth.

This is the Grey Area; proof is not needed. If, however, you decide to quell the hordes of skeptics you’ll encounter with some kind of proof, then that’d make you quite unique.

Imagine the amount of interest and response you’d get if you were the first to back up a story with proof.

But, if you go down the road of hoaxers and continue to speak of proof whilst refusing to even consider exhibiting it, then you will simply be believed by the gullible, and ignored by the rational.

Of course, whatever reaction you decide to get from ATS depends on why you are really here…

For all I care you can believe me to be delusional and psychotic.

Same rule applies here. We’ll reserve judgement until we lose interest or this thread dies.

Originally posted by omnichaotic


I was a master of all forms of math, above professor reading level, and literary genius. .

I have never worked out in my life but always win at arm wrestling, can bench press over 350 pounds without struggle, have never lost a fight, and make people scream and cry in mercy effortless.


My hair grows 4 times faster then a normal humans.

I can light my skin on fire and it doesn't hurt.

Even when stabbed by objects such as knives it barely penetrates and I barely bleed.

Any girl I have ever wanted to woo I had no trouble with and could get her to have sex with me the first day I met her (minus exceptions of models which took 2-3 days).

Also my eye sight is 20/10 and I see 20% more of the color spectrum then average humans.

I have never once in my life brushed my teeth yet they stay white and cavity free.

My hair never tangles and is always shiny and has movie star quality look to it.

Their are countless examples of this and it's why so many people make jokes about me not being human.

, is it possible that I am one of the humans with Alien spliced DNA? Any other ideas?

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I don`t think the world is ready for you just yet

A man with such fast growing hair that never tangles will never be excepted here on Earth .

Its obvious even to those who do not see 20% more of the colour spectrum ...... that you do not seek attention . !!!

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Originally posted by omnichaotic
So then finally to my question, is it possible that I am one of the humans with Alien spliced DNA? Just somehow I was misplaced from elite do to unusual circumstances occurring in my family? If so should I seek out to get my DNA tested? Any other ideas?

No, i don't think you are a human with spliced alien DNA.

You should get your DNA tested, if only to put your delusions to bed, so to speak.
I know life can be boring and strange at times.... but I'm not convinced by what you wrote....at all.


And yes, i know you're not looking for people to question the validity of your claims... but unfortunately.... this is a discussion site... not a "massaging of ego's" site...

Good luck with it all anyway



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Thats great and all..but can you eat your own head? if the answers no,then im sorry,you have failed the human/alien hybrid test.

Occams razor.

If you had all those things that you claim, what the hell are you doing posting on a message board instead of getting supermodels, while solving Fermat's last in your head.

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Only one thing i have to ask; what exactly are these^_^

Is it possible that I am one of the humans with Alien spliced DNA?

Nope, I don't think you are.
I on the other hand, just might be.
But you, nope, sorry, your just a usual run of the mill BS artist.

Wow! Hitler would be at your feet!

Except that was his downfall, he wanted to take from the Elite and keep it all himself.

If you are what you say, then just keep it to yourself and use it to try to be happy.

For myself, I don't think the "Elite" are some super race. I think history is proven that the Rothschilds found a way over time to control all with just a few other families. Give me 13 bullets, and I'll show you how things could be different in this F'd up world.

There's an interesting undertone in your post that makes me wonder: "what is a superior human?"

You described quite a laundry list of items, which gave interesting psychological insight into what you might consider "superior". But are those really the hallmarks of a superior, or "better" form of human?

Consider evolution, and the case of the theorized human-ape common ancestor. What might that creature consider a "superior" form of themselves? Perhaps, better natural insulation (fur), superior strength and muscles, larger teeth, better faster reflexes to handle situations, etc.

But what evolved then, in humans? Less natural insulation, weaker muscles, longer and more cumbersome gestation. More thinking, slower reflexes. Many things that creature would have seen as disadvantages.

Consider this, then: are your wonderings similar, in analogy, to what those ape-creatures might have thought, when considering the next-best evolutionary path for themselves? Assuming there could be perspective to wonder there at all, of course.

It's an interesting question that might yield some insight into the perspectives our forms bias us towards.

Originally posted by guinnessford
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Only one thing i have to ask; what exactly are these^_^

Sometimes it's representative of a cat. He punctuated curious with it in the OP.

To the OP I'd say skip MIT and go straight to James Randi to collect your prize.

www.randi.org...