posted on Mar, 17 2009 @ 05:24 PM
Like I said I desperately need your help, we must all come together to help solve what is quickly becoming the greatest conspiracy of all time, we
must unite so we can find answers right now! Here is the conspiracy … what happened to all the dried up puffy white dog poo?
Remember when we was kids, and if you had a dog and he went potty, in about a week their poo turned puffy white… It’s gone… What the hell
happened to all the white dog poo? Answer that question and we might begin to actually know what the hell is really going on around here! … Perhaps
that is why chemtrails are being put into the air just to mess us by killing off puffy white dog poo. Those bastards! I keep searching but I can’t
find any dried up puffy white dog poo. I’m serious damn it, it’s a freaken conspiracy and I want it solved NOW! You want a mystery worthy of
your time, find me a piece of dried up puffy white dog poo so I can begin to sleep peacefully at night once again…
When I was a child I used to love to mow the lawn for the simple fact that running over that puffy white dog poo brought so much joy. I explained the
advantages of mowing the lawn to my son and all the fun he would have. Guess what, now he thinks I’m a dawg gone liar. Well he didn’t say it
outright or I would have broke his little willy off and threw it on floor and I‘d have a daughter now. However he was one sad little boy, he even
whined to his mother how there wasn’t any dried up puffy white dog poo as daddy had promised. I was shocked, I didn’t believe him… so come a
week later I mowed the lawn, and sure enough all my childhood memories went to crap! I just mowed the damn lawn and not one puff of white smoke. Not
one! Oh the agony, then pain! So what did I do, I feed my dog real good for three solid days, forced him to poop in one place. The sun was shinny,
the humidity was just right… And so not to spoil the surprise that I just knew would be there come next Saturday, I slept like a baby. Well, that
was the last week of baby sleep I have had since. Imagine my absolute horror at finding my dog’s crap still looked like, well…crap! I ended up
just mowing the stupid lawn again without any fun again. And now, because my son demands puffy white dog poo, and my wife said, “well you did
promise…”, I, that’s right, I now have to mow the stupid lawn every weekend … What the Hell happened to all the dried up puffy white dog poo!
The weekend is ah comin and I just know just as sure as dog, shh, um, crap, there won’t be any dried up puffy white dog poo!
Where is it at, where’d it all go! This is a damn conspiracy and it needs to be solved! If your able to help, (or if you just have a warped sense
of humor), star and flag this so people know we have a major crisis on our hands. Regale us all with your found memories of dried up puffy white dog
poo and perhaps, just perhaps, we can solve this mystery, this damn conspiracy and bring the joy of mowing the lawn back again. We’ve got to solve
this, we just got too, cause mowing the lawn just for the sake of mowing the lawn… well it sucks! Please help solve this diabolical conspiracy!
(maybe this belongs under R.A.T.S, but I figured a little levity was in order around here! Besides, it once was, and now... POOF!)