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reply posted on 3-7-2009 @ 03:14 AM by nenothtu
Originally posted by mf_luder
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Where do you guys come up with this stuff? I swear I almost have to stop looking at the working thread at work because every three posts I am in tears from laughing so much..

LOL


It's because we're not in our right minds. It comes up from the abyss. And the cause is a lack of sleep, from sitting on ATS 24/7. It makes us a little... loopy...

So it's really not OUR faults, it's ATS! Honest!

And there's the "relief factor" from diving into other threads occaisionally, to do battle with the forces of evil, and try to eat someone else's lunch...


reply posted on 3-7-2009 @ 03:17 AM by nenothtu
Originally posted by SLAYER69
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Shhhh....

I think I just heard a luder

Man somebody blow something up already!


SHHH! there he is! Act like you didn't say anything!


reply posted on 3-7-2009 @ 03:19 AM by badgerprints
Originally posted by SLAYER69
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Shhhh....

I think I just heard a luder

Man somebody blow something up already!


I did.

It hurt.



reply posted on 3-7-2009 @ 03:25 AM by SLAYER69
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Now I'm hearing a badger I think...






Badger by the sound of it you had a rough day. We left your attack wing alone and you can do with it as you please. Looking forward to your post.




reply posted on 3-7-2009 @ 03:28 AM by nenothtu
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Slayer: I heard the Badger too, but it's limping. Let's not poke this one with a spoon, it might be irritable.

Badger: You're not supposed to use your tongue as a tester to find the hot wires.

Naw, really, be careful out there, we ain't got but one Badger. You must be somewhere near Indonesia. I'll read your post tomorrow, and star it yesterday, when I fire my computer up today. I had an Iraqi friend who was a captain on an Indian ship for a while. Mind the bubble gum and baling wire.

And of course the beef vindaloo sauce.

[edit on 2009/7/3 by nenothtu]


reply posted on 3-7-2009 @ 03:29 AM by badgerprints
Originally posted by SLAYER69
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Now I'm hearing a badger I think...


Badger by the sound of it you had a rough day. We left your attack wing alone and you can do with it as you please. Looking forward to your post.


Can I fly off to see the wild and willin wolf women of planet Heineken and get a job as the towel boy at their nitrogen pudding baths?



[edit on 3-7-2009 by badgerprints]


reply posted on 3-7-2009 @ 03:33 AM by SLAYER69
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You know the Chief keeps a supply of Johnny Walker red.
It's his private stash.




reply posted on 3-7-2009 @ 03:51 AM by badgerprints
Originally posted by nenothtu
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Slayer: I heard the Badger too, but it's limping. Let's not poke this one with a spoon, it might be irritable.

Badger: You're not supposed to use your tongue as a tester to find the hot wires.

[edit on 2009/7/3 by nenothtu]


Not irritable just tired.

I wasn't using my tounge for anything....really.

I was checking out some equipment that was off line but some enterprizing soul in the past used the same enclosure as a shortcut for a hot buss with no isolation,marking or insulation. I got the crapola knocked out of me when the back of my hand touched it.

I saw my dead uncle. He asked If I had any smokes.

Luckily I was thrown and didn't latch on to anything.

Bumped my noggin on a nice soft steel wall.


reply posted on 3-7-2009 @ 10:45 AM by SeekerOfAUTMN
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I've done something similar, believe it or not. More stupidity on my part than someone else being an "enterprising soul" but the results were the same...

Unpleasant is probably the best word for it.


reply posted on 3-7-2009 @ 04:03 PM by nenothtu
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EXCELLENT post! THrills! Spills! Knuckle-gnawing suspense!

Glad that knot on your noggin didn't scramble anything!

Edit to add: You and Seeker have all those big, bad, ship-destroying destructive devices, and all I got is this dinky little sidearm to go with MY bad attitude! Sometimes, life just ain't fair!

Good job to both of you, destroying the external threat in a dramatic way. Now I reckon I better get to work destroying the internal one, after I get my bearings again.

Asher lives, as long as he's connected to the chair. Hell of a life that's gonna be! Neno will bring him soup and sandwiches from the ship's galley occaisionally. We won't let ya starve, but bathroom breaks may get problematic...

[edit on 2009/7/3 by nenothtu]


reply posted on 4-7-2009 @ 04:10 AM by mf_luder
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I saw my dead uncle. He asked If I had any smokes.

ROFL!!!!!

I don't know if you were serious, but that was hilarious.

I got a post up.

Not really much for the Captain to do during a battle - you all have been making some excellent posts.

Keep it up.

Oh - and Silo.

Glad to see you guys came back from your hippy-style side-trip to "ancient" Earth.

Welcome back to the future.


Also.


Where the heck is Studious?


reply posted on 4-7-2009 @ 06:45 AM by badgerprints
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Silo,
Very nice post. Action, drama, blatant disregard for Candybars peril while you made out with some dude in the jungle.

You're a tart!



Originally posted by nenothtu

He ain't losing no sleep over the total war waged on NI. They asked for it, they got it. Lifeboats and all.
Pfft. Better them than us, and he knows


Good ole Neno. Warm and fuzzy as always.


Oh yeah,
I know my character happens to be floating around in outerspace slowly turning into a Badgersickle, but my working thread subconcious understands that Penelopes weapons system is now under the control a psychotic toaster oven?

"Myron Francis, what the hell?"



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reply posted on 4-7-2009 @ 09:25 AM by mf_luder
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LOL!

Good post Studious.

Is your character a Jedi Grandmaster now?


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