Chuck Norris To Run For President of Texas

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First, we get Kinky Friedman running for governor.

Now, Chuck Norris is predicting that Texans might rise up and declare our independence — and that he might run for president.

As if we don’t have enough trouble in Austin, Norris wrote Tuesday in his syndicated column that some American state like Texas might "stand and secede" from the "wayward federal government."

He added — tongue-in-cheek, he wrote — "I may run for president of Texas."

Gosh.

If Walker, Texas Ranger, wants to be president — are we powerless to stop him?

I’ve heard the jokes.


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Maybe the things they say about him AREN'T jokes ...

Even if the states succeed they are still with the bilderburg. We need a true change with government.

I believe this topic has been extensively talked about in other threads in the previous week, but what's one more Chuck thread eh?

As far as him running for President and the ammount of "credible" people who live in Texas, I'm assuming it would be a landslide victory for him, however I still think any State with the brass to remove themselves from the Union, and then pic a Culture Icon as it's leader, well...

That's just the most American thing I can possibly think of right now, and it would be a great testament to what the people of that great country have been reduced to under the strains of the NWO.

~Keeper

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I believe this topic has been extensively talked about in other threads in the previous week, but what's one more Chuck thread eh?

Like, will you be the one to tell chuck he can't have another thread ?
I'll get the ice packs ready for you.

I'd originally decided on having a Chuck Norris avatar, but it became increasingly difficult to post, with my eyes staring down at the keyboard.

[edit on 14-3-2009 by moocowman]

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AHH the humour.

Very well placed, that pretty much made my day.

~Keeper

Chuck Norris do not run for president,
presidents run from Chuck Norris

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