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Week 17 random question!!!!!!!!!!

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posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 02:02 AM
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If you were a monkey and a penguin called you a chicken wing, what would you do and why??




posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 02:57 AM
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I would probably beat the # out of the penguin.


Mr. M



posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 03:04 AM
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get the penguin drunk then bang his wife then eat chicken.

spiderj



posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 03:13 AM
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I'd probably realise I'm reading one of your stupid questions again and press the back button.

Oh, and so it is...



posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 09:13 AM
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Throw # at the Penguin, after all, I'm a monkey and that's what we do.



posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 09:18 AM
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Originally posted by ilovepizza
If you were a monkey and a penguin called you a chicken wing, what would you do and why??


Nothing... and why? I have better things to do than to give a $hit what some a$$hole penguin has to say.



posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 09:24 AM
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Originally posted by ilovepizza
If you were a monkey and a penguin called you a chicken wing, what would you do and why??



If I was a Monkey I would never see a penguin. From diffrent climates



posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 09:41 AM
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What about in a zoo?



posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 09:45 AM
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Originally posted by Kano
What about in a zoo?


maybe in a zoo, we have a zoo that the monkeys, are in the same building as the penguins. Ok, Do you people Know the diffrence in Monkeys and artopod apes?



posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 10:13 AM
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I would fling my poop at the penguin from my tree


He can't climb up there and get me



posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 10:45 AM
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I'd break his legs & wings and throw it into ice cold water to see if he can float.



posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 01:10 PM
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I would probably mistake it for a come-on, smile shyly while nodding my head real slow, and then get what I truly deserve.


OUCH!



posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 01:32 PM
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Good question. I'd say HOLY S**T!!! A talking penguin!!!"

Then I'd walk (or run) or whatever it is a monkey does).



[STAY COOL)
-prophetmike

EDIT: Me & my spelling mistakes. I type too fast.

[Edited on 19-4-04 by prophetmike]



posted on Apr, 20 2004 @ 10:52 PM
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throw poo at the penguin... DUH!



posted on Apr, 20 2004 @ 10:52 PM
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I would sit down with the penguin and explain using diagrams, encyclopedias, and the internet what the differences between a monkey and a chicken wing are, and why I couldn't be a chicken wing.

If the penguin continued to call me a chicken wing, I would just
then cook it and eat it. Anything that dumb should be eaten.



posted on Apr, 21 2004 @ 12:02 AM
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Originally posted by Spiderj
get the penguin drunk then bang his wife then eat chicken.

spiderj


No. The correct answer is, get the penguin #-faced, cook the penguin up in a nice curry, then exclaim "smells like penguin but it tastes like chicken"



posted on Apr, 21 2004 @ 12:16 AM
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"What the # do you mean calling me a chicken wing? That's the stupidest # I've ever heard. A chicken wing?... come on pus.
I'll kick you in the black and whites! Swim your happy ass up in this tree and see what's up! You reject of nature!



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