Woman's Tap Dance Classes Confused With Lap Dances

When Helen Hart tried to jumpstart business at her house by putting up a sign for adult tap dancing classes, the 79-year-old grandma started fielding calls for adult lap dancing services.

"I get maybe three to 17 [calls] a week," Helen said. "I'm nearly 80, so age does mean something. Can you imagine a man coming to the door and I open the door and I go, 'Yeah?' He goes, 'Oh, never mind.'"

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How sad is this!? Maybe it's time to move to a new neighborhood!


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[edit on Tue Mar 10 2009 by Jbird]

She needs to take the "adult" out of the add. shesh oh pete.

or answer the door in slinky lingerie