posted on Mar, 6 2009 @ 06:43 AM
Well there was a small trend for 'car running' when I was a spotty youth, it usually followed a plesent evening of drinking and it's pretty self
explanatory... Usually 2 people would pick one side of a residential road with lots of parked cars... 3...2...1 race! Running over the cars...
(I'm in no way condoning this! It basically amounts to anti social vandalism - although very little damage ever actually occured, you got to be
light footed to have any chance of winning)
Any way - this is the stupediest thing I have ever SEEN as opposed to ever done... I was on the left, and a friend was on the right- he was a lanky
bloke and even just his normal movements seemed comical! Any way he's whooping away cos he's in the lead, I see him look over his shoulder as he is
about to step off the back of a Ford Escourt van... I don't know what he was thinking!! I just saw his lanky leg stretch out into thin air like he
was expecting there to be about another 4 foot of van - clearly there was not, he face planted very hard, blood everywhere, howling, a string of car
alarms going off - everyone else legging it in any direction - lights in houses are starting to turn on. He gets up and runs blindly tripping over a
kirb, head first into mulching wet leaves and mud - he looked horrific and he is still laughing! - I'm laughing so hard I just start running past
him - I'm not gonna bother trying to pick him up - he is creased up in hysterics.
That was the last time we did that