In 2010, there came a dark day
When A.T.S. girls went away...
The boys now sulked, ALL feeling blue,
Befuddled by sadness, Oh what to do?
But suddenly, there then came a loud Cry...
Weep *NOT* now my Brothers, I'll soon tell you why...
In the Ladies actions, there exists no shame,
For I vociferate NOW, "TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME"
In America, exists a rarefied place,
Where we can do MORE, than merely "saving face"
They proclaim "Las Vegas" is their intrepid mark,
Where they choose to revel, it is never dark
The Vegas lights and glitz, ever abound galore,
But I propose a rendezvous' locale, possessing quite the tenebrous score
I call forth a "Round Table" for each "King" a "Grand Throne"
It is from "Commander's Palace"
we'll depart and then roam
With Alcohol Armor "Sack and Pillage" shall be the order,
No mercy meted out in "The Old French Quarter"
With nary a doubt it shall be disturbin',
When first foot is placed, upon yon "Rue Bourbon"
We Brothers in Arms, may be labeled "cad"
When a Bacchanalian time, by ALL is sure had
Of this rest assured, Dionysus would be proud,
By our degrees of EXCESS and our volume of LOUD
The spirits of no man, shall be in the pits,
When nubile young women, are showing there ti*ts
If you feeling lucky, then merely adjust your rambling,
The ENTIRE state if Louisiana has "Legalized Gambling"
Yes Las Vegas is fun, and the times can be grand,
was hell raising, when Las Vegas was but just SAND