posted on Mar, 4 2009 @ 11:30 PM
The DATS ladies are planning
A Vegas trip for 2010.
Oh my God the insanity,
I don't even know where to begin.
From "real life" you see
A break we all need,
What better a place to refresh ourselves
Then the city of bright lights and greed.
We all anxiously await our planes
To take us out of town.
Now it's off to Vegas,
We'll be drunk before the landing gear touches the ground.
Let's grab our bags,
Get to the hotel and let's get checked in.
No time to waste,
Let the real drinking begin.
Carrot with her wine,
Rush with her Hypnotiq.
Zaimy, Skep, Orange......
Are you joining Blog with her infamous Vodka logic?
Let's slam a few down
And then you know what we'll do?
Go visit an amazing shoe store
Run by a man named Jimmy Choo.
Then let's hit the casino,
Sit at the blackjack table or the slots.
If you'll just stay in one place long enough,
The waitress will bring you free shots.
By then we will be so exhausted,
We'll relax by the pool with our apple-tinis.
And DATS men, don't even bother asking,
No pics of the DATS ladies in their bikinis.
Oh GAWD, that reminds me,
Who's going to run DATS while were away?
The guys don't know how to run things there,
They just want to play.
You know they're going to miss us.
Who's going to hold their hands?
OK, enough about the guys........
It's all about the girls you see,
The sun is starting to set,
There sre so many places to be.
We'll stay out and play all night long,
Ending with what is sure to be a blur.
Whether it be some fun at Coyote Ugly,
Or Thunder From Down Under at the Excalibur.
So come on ladies and get your bags packed,
Let's take advantage of three or four nights.
And when it's time for us to go home....
Damn, wouldn't you know it, we've all missed our flights.