You Can Leave Your Hat On......Or Not

The DATS ladies are planning
A Vegas trip for 2010.
Oh my God the insanity,
I don't even know where to begin.

From "real life" you see
A break we all need,
What better a place to refresh ourselves
Then the city of bright lights and greed.

We all anxiously await our planes
To take us out of town.
Now it's off to Vegas,
We'll be drunk before the landing gear touches the ground.

Let's grab our bags,
Get to the hotel and let's get checked in.
No time to waste,
Let the real drinking begin.

Carrot with her wine,
Rush with her Hypnotiq.
Zaimy, Skep, Orange......
Are you joining Blog with her infamous Vodka logic?

Let's slam a few down
And then you know what we'll do?
Go visit an amazing shoe store
Run by a man named Jimmy Choo.

Then let's hit the casino,
Sit at the blackjack table or the slots.
If you'll just stay in one place long enough,
The waitress will bring you free shots.

By then we will be so exhausted,
We'll relax by the pool with our apple-tinis.
And DATS men, don't even bother asking,
No pics of the DATS ladies in their bikinis.

Oh GAWD, that reminds me,
Who's going to run DATS while were away?
The guys don't know how to run things there,
They just want to play.

You know they're going to miss us.
Who's going to hold their hands?
Q_ball?

OK, enough about the guys........
It's all about the girls you see,
The sun is starting to set,
There sre so many places to be.

We'll stay out and play all night long,
Ending with what is sure to be a blur.
Whether it be some fun at Coyote Ugly,
Or Thunder From Down Under at the Excalibur.

So come on ladies and get your bags packed,
Let's take advantage of three or four nights.
And when it's time for us to go home....
Damn, wouldn't you know it, we've all missed our flights.

Rush

In 2010 theres a girl only affair
Of this fact the boys should all be aware
None of us guys are going to be welcome
Although they know that we might like some
Of that drunken behaviour, Frivolity and play
It is destined that home is where we will stay
Unless we are willing to change our look
And our name to something like Jane or Brook
Its a bit of a stretch for some we know
But determination is strong for Mem and Schro
The rest of us lads will be happy in DATS
Tho the changes we make will get no congrats
So have fun I say to the ladies that go
‘Coz we all know the rule. Ho before Bro

In 2010 the place to be,
Is with the DATS girls and me
On the Vegas strip, yippee.

With family Rush goes every year,
And with every passing day it gets near
So let's pack our bags and get our gear.

I've never ever been there,
But can't wait to see my share
So next year Vegas with DATS beware.

Meet us at the hotel of choice.
Surely you will hear our voice.
As we get away from husbands and rejoice.

2011 we'll plane on the plane,
As soon as we leave the fast lane.
If you want to come sign your name.
Or be quiet and don't complain.



[edit on 3/5/2009 by Blogstalker]

My girlfriends and me are going on a trip.
The plan is to go to glittering Vegas – that will be hip.

We all have to wait until May 2010.
Just we girl – no guys and no men.

Started making plans, we are so excited,
Needing shoes and dresses – I am really delighted.

Get me a plane, let me cross that ocean
Which lays between me and our notion.

Morals and principles – no need for that!
Rush says: “You can leave on your hat!”

This trip will be certainly a blast!
Really hope the time until will go fast.

Meeting my friends I am so ambitious.
Rush, Carrot and Bloggy – it will be delicious.

Skeppy, Zaimy will join us too.
When we will make our way to the blue.

Famous Las Vegas – one more year to wait
And than it will happen our big date.

Poker, black jack, shoes, a plethora of drinks
Won’t hurt nobody – me thinks.

Schro and Mem try to be ladies in disguise
They think we won’t see the false tights.

So ladies get the suitcases packed
Las Vegas – we’re coming – it’s a fact.

Men of Las Vegas
Please be aware
The DATS ladies staff
Is coming there

To shop and to drink
To party and play
To go broke on high-heels
We'll be wearing every day

No one is safe
While we're on the loose
Riding up and down the strip
On the double decker deuce

To Madam Tussaude's
For the Clooney look-alike
Then to Thunder from Down Under
Ladies, no need to fight

Doing Shots of Vodka
With Bloggy my dear
Who can pound 'em back
The liquid so clear

Shopping with Rush
For clothes and for shoes
Better watch my budget
With those Jimmy Choo's

Skep is a lady
We'll be dancing till dawn
In the bright lights of Vegas
The party is always on

Orange coming from Europe
With her lovely red hair
The men of Las Vegas
Will stop to stare

Zaim is so tall
The guys will all take numbers
We'll blast the good music
And have nights we'll remember

If Bekky can make it over too
And AD, the beauty, as well
Our nights will be glamorous
As we raise a little Hell

We'll rent a car
Wearing our FM attire
The guards at the gates
Surely won't fire

Avoid the Elvis Chapel
And tattoo parlors
No rings on these fingers
Or ink on these shoulders

Should we invite the boys?
I'm still on the fence
But if they show up
We'll call it a coincidence

The hot winds of Vegas
Won't make us miss home
Or our silly routines
And the mindless drones

And while at the airport
While we wait for our planes
Rest assured ladies
Vegas will not be the same



- Carrot



[edit on 3/5/2009 by CA_Orot]

Brilliant ...... all of them

*So, there I was looking at my time machine going: "I wonder what Vegas 2010 is going to look like? I wonder what kinds of things we'll do...?" So instead of wondering, I took some pictures from the future, and brought them back to show you ladies...*


Ladies! I feel the need to dance, and it's coming on strong
And the desire to drink from dusk until dawn
Appletini's, Cosmo's, Vodka or Gin
Whatever your poison, the city will win



Coyote, Luxor and Studio Fifty-Four
One last makeup check, before we walk through the doors
"How does this dress look, with these shoes?"
"Rush you look gorgeous, Now girl, work them Choos"



Shop until you can barely stand
The Venetian, Excalubur, and the MGM Grand
Take in some shows and play some table games
Blackjack or Poker, to me they're the same



Burberry, Sephora, Coach and Chanel
If we blew our budget, we'll never tell
"Stay out of trouble, and have some fun"
Getting in trouble, the trip has just begun



In Vegas everyone seems to say
What happens here, doesn't follow you home
But we'll always remember the Hot Nevada days
And the strip at midnight, which every night we roamed


- Carrot

[edit on 3/12/2009 by CA_Orot]

I felt it was necessary to quote Rush, in one of the most profound statements I've ever heard, regarding Vegas.



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- Carrot

reply to post by CA_Orot

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Gawd Carrot, those pics are freaking awesome. And I thought I had the only copies......what about those.....um....other ones?

This is going to be a trip to remember..........or not remember..........remember but don't remember...........or remember but claim not to remember. Yeah, that's it.

Rush

Oh don't you remember? You traded me some pictures for a couple bottles of Tequila Oh and I decided against using the other pictures because they could be considered "Blackmail" material. I maintain that those pictures of me were photoshopped.

I think:

a.) Some nights will genuinely NOT be remembered
b.) Some nights we'll CLAIM not to remember
c.) Some nights we WILL remember

but ultimately:

- All of the nights will be a freakin' blast.


- Carrot



[edit on 3/13/2009 by CA_Orot]

reply to post by CA_Orot

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And the nights we claim not to remember I plan to be the best nights.

I have short term memory loss.

Rush

I have selective memory loss.

Especially when it comes to husbands.

reply to post by CA_Orot

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I do like my new and improved figure, and Carrot your decolletage in the first picture will certainly get you some attention.

reply to post by Blogstalker

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That's me! Classay!

But you know, the third picture - is really the one that will spark some attention.

Blog - have I mentioned that you have legs to die for? And Zaim? Wow, I would kill for her figure.


- Carrot

WHO?

Rush

Is it a four letter word? lol

Exactly what I think, I wish I could articulate
But I've had 4 glasses of wine, and the hour is getting late

So instead I'll ramble, and jumble and try
To say something profound, about you guys

Ho's over Bros', Talking shoes and boys
Discussions of Honey, and a love of ... *iPods*

To meet you all, real people, together in one place
Match voices to avatars, and avi's to your face

It's gonna be grand, and hella lots of fun
Out near the pool, and catching some sun

But ladies, what's important is not the drink of choice
Nor is that I'll drag Rush on stage, to duplicate Janis' voice

But rather that we'll form relationships, forever to last
Ladies, you're the best girl friends, a girl could ever have



- Carrot



[edit on 4/5/2009 by CA_Orot]

ahh carrot

you make it all so special
so wonderful

i am sitting with tears in my eyes
and cant wait that all the days go by

that i can enter that plane and come over
to meet you all
to hug you all
to chat to everyone
as if there never were these tremenouds amount
of water

between

you and mee