posted on Apr, 17 2004 @ 09:28 AM
Proof that we need not worry about Osama bin Laden and his anonymous thugs:
If OBL really had the command of Muslims worldwide, shouldn't there be, and have been for some time now, people of Islam rioting and firebombing in
American cities daily? We haven't really seen anything like that yet, have we?
So maybe bin Ladens little "Jihad" is a dud. And as such, maybe there isn't a real big reason to go around cleansing the conspicuous regions of the
world of the terrorist scum, at least to the extent that Bush would have it...
Maybe all the world needs is a good lethal injection of Stars and Bars, Mom, and Apple Pie; the proverbial subjects of a proverbial nation. It seems
to me that the Muslims that live here don't hear a word of what bin Laden is trying to tell them. Maybe they are just enjoying living out their lives
in relative harmony, like bin Laden wishes he could. For Christ's sake, he was disowned by his family, then by his country, and then again by the
very Agency that trained him to be what he is today. I think we're dealing with a grown man, with neglect issues that have followed him since
Imagine being a child in a family of 40 brothers and sisters! Only one father, but eight or nine mothers to choose from, most of which weren't really
allowed out of their concubine's quarters.
Yes! NO! To fight Osama bin Laden effectively, all we need is a blanket, a plate of Halaal cookies, and a bunch of hugs!
Then, when everything's cool between he and us, CYANIDE GAS!!!