LASIK: Mind Control?

I recently had laser eye surgery performed (LASIK), and had a thought. LASIK is a fairly new procedure being performed (+- 20 years) and what if the doctors are implanting mind controlling devices?

It may sound strange, but while the surgery is being performed, you lose your vision for for 30 to 45 seconds. It seems to me that it would be plenty of time to implant a device into your eye. Perhaps the device is in hibernation, but could be activated at the push of a button?

Could this be the way of controlling the masses when the time comes?

Nah, we'd all have to have bad vision.

They wouldn't be able to get everyone that way.

But then again they might be using more than one method, who knows?

Hey You Can't See? Here (implants mind control)...Done now I can see for you.