My conspiracy theory

My conspiracy theory.
What I think about txtin; I think that it is a Shielddrake ply abominal thought crime to hurt; Why do they charge u money for other people in school to hav abducent fun whilst other *PEOPLE* (leik me) sit and wach them socilaize and not get girlfriends; I just want to love why cant I love a wimin; It goes back to the president he signed a bill in 2004 that txting costs; so people like me with no money cant have an exasperation girlfriend.
is it so mackerel, is it?
and wut do you *guys* think?

Please tell me english isn't your native language and that you don't live in America.

If english is your native language and you were born in America, it's not that you don't have a cell phone which impedes you from getting a girlfriend it's that you can't talk with understandable grammer.

At any rate, women don't care if you have a cell phone that you can text on. Women want a guy with a personality, particularly one that will make them laugh, because they're funny and not because they're pathetic.

The world isn't conspiring against you, you conspire against yourself when you blame the world.

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I smell a troll who hasnt read the terms of service or that little line at the bottom of the text box.

(Sniff sniff) Yes, troll.

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Don't do inebriated posts please, dude...

Wait... can't talk about that....