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Cell Phone Breast Enlargement

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posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 05:58 PM
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Does it come with complementary breast cancer later in life, due to all that cell phone radiation?


Man, file this under "Only in Japan."




posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 06:10 PM
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Dude, chill the faaak out, and relax



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 07:14 PM
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One negative side effect, is that though women may get larger breasts, and feel more attractive, for the younger ones, dating a girl who always has the sound of a Crying baby close to her, crying all the time will drive away a lot of the first attention they get.

Picture the scene shes hot, she got nice ..... her phone freinds "waaa waaa" the image in your mind.... better not risk that he thinks and goes back to 2 backs Jane.

Elf

(if you are called Jane no offence meant jut an saying in the UK
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posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 07:29 PM
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Originally posted by MischeviousElf
One negative side effect, is that though women may get larger breasts, and feel more attractive, for the younger ones, dating a girl who always has the sound of a Crying baby close to her, crying all the time will drive away a lot of the first attention they get.

Picture the scene shes hot, she got nice ..... her phone freinds "waaa waaa" the image in your mind.... better not risk that he thinks and goes back to 2 backs Jane.

Elf

(if you are called Jane no offence meant jut an saying in the UK
)

Not only that but altering your body chemistry and tricking it has other effects..This article here: www.msnbc.msn.com... talks about how a woman taking birth control, through tricking her body chemistry, finds her self attractive to different types of people than she would if she wasn't taking birth control. When she gets off of it, she won't be as attracted to that person.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 10:03 PM
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Washington DC must be the cell phone and baby whining Capital of the Nation because they've got the biggest boobs the world has ever seen.

Oh, and don't forget about The First Butt too.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 10:10 PM
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Originally posted by Vitchilo
Yep. Please broadcast that everywhere 24h/24h.

Put it as background noise on TV and radio mandatory.

More boobs is always a plus.


1) microwave technology everywhere in more amounts is not avisable

2) does this make one lactate?

3) men have been known to lactate too, more common when their testosterone drops, in certain situation, should this really be broadcast everywhere?

4) can we create our own combo freq/baby crying to do safer forms of this with the same results, providing the lactation isnt a part of this.

5) if somehow knows how to mix feqs with sounds like this, and does make this, would they please include in the media portal, many would like to test this.


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[edit on 24-2-2009 by mystiq]



posted on Mar, 2 2009 @ 07:03 PM
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Funny you guys...

So, has anyone figured out the magic sound or frequencies yet that will keep the smile on "Bob's
) " face without drugs?

And I couldn't help but wonder if the sound of a baby laughing makes those big gazoombas get smaller?



posted on Mar, 23 2009 @ 04:08 PM
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Ha this is too funny! I could see many women I know doing this. The poor plastic surgeons. This cant be real



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