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Cell Phone Breast Enlargement

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posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 01:25 AM
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Cell Phone Breast Enlargement


www.liveleak.com

That's right: Apparently some enterprising young Japanese doctor went and cooked up a ringtone that will grow your bust by three centimeters (or about 1.2 inches) if you listen to it 20 times a day over a 10-day period. How does it work? According to inventor and musician Dr. Tomobechi, buried in the ringtone is the sound of a baby crying, which works subliminally on women to ignite maternal instincts which in turn launch hormones that pump up your bust. Or something.
(visit the link for the full news article)



[edit on Tue Feb 24th 2009 by TrueAmerican]




posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 01:25 AM
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*Be sure to visit link and watch video*

Pretty amazing, and supposedly it really works! He has received positive feedback from women all over the world on this.

Further searches on google did not turn up anything else for me on this, or at ATS.

So if the sound of a baby crying can do this for women, I suppose the next question is....ummm....lol... I'm not even gonna go there....


www.liveleak.com
(visit the link for the full news article)

[edit on Tue Feb 24th 2009 by TrueAmerican]



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 01:27 AM
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LOL

OH GOD

This will be all the teenagers favorites when it hits the US.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 01:41 AM
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As a long time user of brainwave entrainment/binaural beats I can testify that programmed sound can have amazing psychological and physiological effects. I've never altered my breast size though I have been able to get 4 hours of sleep and feel completely physically refreshed as if it was a 11 hour sleep, create a god awful toothache, and make my muscles twitch.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 01:48 AM
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He claims through this technique he can improve memory, encourage hair growth through hormones, and increase breast sizes in women.


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Can I get a copy?

I can play the memory one over night, the breast one I'll sneak into my fiance's Ipod under each track, and the hair one, well, I'll save that for a day when I need it.



Has yet to be proven scientifically, but everything seems to have reputable theories behind it.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 01:51 AM
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I've been into writing and recording music for an awfully long time, and I once did a project for a company that involved recording some sounds for a "sound sleep pillow." They embedded a small device in a pillow that would activate when you laid your head down on it, and would play these sounds softly as you went to sleep. Not sure what ever came of that, or if it was ever marketed here in the US.

I think we are just beginning to understand the profound effects certain sounds can have on the human mind and as here, the body as well. It's definitely got me thinking though.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 02:00 AM
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I foresee an increase of saggy twenty-somethings in the not too distant future.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 02:14 AM
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Oh my, just what we need, a ringtone that stimulates lactation.

There will be quite a few embarrassed women in the malls with that going on



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 02:51 AM
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Well I guess there be alot of happy men out there

I wonder if they shrink again if you stop listening to the ringtone



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 04:04 AM
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What's the range on this thing?
I could just see thousands of MEN wandering around with this ringtone and having the women's breasts grow! (assuming it actually works; I'm pretty skeptical about this)



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 04:48 AM
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This ringtone should be passed by law as mandatory for all female phone users. Hahaha!!!

Ok, it can't be passed by law until it has been proven to work. Some real data with the before and after effects would be very interesting to analyse. I'd like to see the claim proven mathematically. Give me the dimensions so I can fit a full regression curve!



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 04:53 AM
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Yep. Please broadcast that everywhere 24h/24h.

Put it as background noise on TV and radio mandatory.

More boobs is always a plus.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 05:53 AM
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Can this thing make me fly?

Please tell me it can!!



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 08:02 AM
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Originally posted by redhatty
Oh my, just what we need, a ringtone that stimulates lactation.

There will be quite a few embarrassed women in the malls with that going on


They'd better pack breast pads!

When they come up with a sound to make mine smaller I'll be happy, so long as it doesn't involve artifical production of breast milk!



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 08:17 AM
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Its all well and good catering to the female anatomy , ringtones to increase your bust size, Great.
But what about us blokes?.
What sound make our willies bigger?
Hang on we already have them , they're called porno soundtracks..

OOHH AHHH OOOHH AHHH grunt , splooodge!!!








posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 08:18 AM
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Originally posted by _Phoenix_
Can this thing make me fly?

Please tell me it can!!


Sorry, Don;'t think so, but the phone containing the ringtone can fly, if it gets annoying enough , you'll wanna sling it out the window...



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 08:20 AM
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sort of interesting. but betcha someone weaponizes this if they already haven't.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 05:31 PM
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Instead of just a ringtone, why not sell it on a CD, so women can listen to it at night? Or play it over the PA system at school? Or do a remix with the ringtone and broadcast on the radio like Tits On The Radio by Scissor Sisters?



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 05:40 PM
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Are you telling me you can't see the weapons potential of millions of large breasted women milling about?


Why is it always just me?



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 05:56 PM
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Will it make a BIG difference if the ring tone is in STEREO?

Maybe there's some truth to this.
I know little Hispanic boys like to cry a lot in public.
I'll be sure to pay attention to his momma next time.



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