Return Sally to DATS

As many of us now, Sally has been evicted from the comfortable realm of DATS never to return. It is time we all take a stand and demand that she is returned and welcomed with open arms!

This is an official petition to have Sally returned to her rightful place....terrorising the DATS staff and patrons.

Pledge your support for Sally here.
We miss you Sally!

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reply to post by MemoryShock


That's the fear talking.....

:shk:

Are you really THAT scared of sally that you would pull rank like this?

I wasn't pulling rank...merely providing a warning that some of staff may inadvertently run across this thread and get the wrong idea...

As the Manager of DATS Bar & Grill, I cannot take an official stance on this particular topic.

- Carrot
(I just ordered new drapes....)

Bring Sally Home!Bring Sally Home!Bring Sally Home!Bring Sally Home!Bring Sally Home!Bring Sally Home!Bring Sally Home!Bring Sally Home!

Originally posted by VIKINGANT
This is an official petition to have Sally returned to her rightful place....

A little presumptuous believing that a lady would wish to return to the very place from which she was exiled.

Negotiations will undoubtably have to be undertaken and concessions will have to be made to be sure.

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

I actually miss the little scrapper.

I want Sally back!!!

I never really had any problems with Sally to begin with. In fact, we got along pretty well unlike her other relationships with people here.

3 yeas

1 nay

1 no vote

Interesting......

I think it may be early but we need a recount

Yes votes:
Viking
Ant
Gimme
SD (I read "I actually miss the little scrapper." as a yes )
Skeppy

That makes 5 so far of seven participants.


More than 75% by my maths. It is looking good!

reply to post by VIKINGANT


I haven't voted yet....

reply to post by VIKINGANT


My vote is still pending and available for purchase.

I submitted a number in your u2u box for a no vote, Scro Dog...

reply to post by MemoryShock


So much for ethics


- Carrot

To make this as fair as possible, I vote that a certain Mod be the offical vote counter. I will look over said Mod's shoulder and make sure he has enough fingers and toes to count the votes; if he doesn't, I will provide a calculator. Plus, I will keep him honest.

Only public votes in the "Save Sally" thread will be counted.

All DATS staff must cast a vote by Friday at 5:00 pm Eastern Standard Time. Staff cannot abstain from voting.

DATS patrons can cast their votes during the same time period, and if they wish, patrons can abstain from voting.

There will be no, and I repeat NO, buying and/or selling of votes. If said action occurs, that automatically nullifies the bribed vote.

The "Yeas" must out-number the "Nays" by three-to-one in order for Sally to return.

Fair enough??

I think Rush should oversee the voting... since her opinion is not clearly biased.


- Carrot

Originally posted by skeptic1
Fair enough??

Hhhhmmm....bribes to Sally for remaining where she is seem to be fair play...excellent...

Originally posted by CA_Orot
I think Rush should oversee the voting... since her opinion is not clearly biased.


- Carrot

Rush may oversee the voting. But, she has to vote, as well.

Vote counting will be done by said Mod (if he has the guts....) and will be overseen by me. That makes it more than fair.

Ok, I guess I'll have to go with a yes on this, not that i'm partial to one Vik.......or I mean to one side or the other mind you.

She was really starting to warm up to me, you know, there towards the end. And Bubba, poor poor Bubba..........that's what he would want.

But if she does come back..........she'd better bring back my entire stash of............makes mods nervous.............tequila. All 85 bottles.

Rush