One-Armed CBeebies Host 'Scaring' Children

When you put things into perspective, if they would have nursed the "stump" angle for a couple of years...

They could have ran as the Nations no1 Family New Years special on Jan 1 2012, the ball would drop, they would all be with the kids in Times square... as the ball landed we'd see the trails of the Icbms rising ....

Everyone would cry, highest ratings of all time... last broadcast of human Civilization as we perish from the Earth

and Aliens years from now would see that last message we broadcast...

and they would know we cared about the handicapped a whole lot even if we hated everyone the Frack else