Am I a huge narcissit beyond hope? Please help!

Hi all.

I took all the tests to see if I was special and the results were inconclusive. I have to imagine that means I'm evolved beyond the tests and something new.

Now before you all bow down to worship me, there's a chance, albeit a small one, I'm a chronic narcissit and full of it.

Stop laughing, no really.

I mean, I've always had this feeling I was special, so like, you know, that's how I found ATS, but then again, sometimes I take my meds, so it's really weird.

What do you guys think?

Am I your new God?

[edit on 21-2-2009 by DagNabbit]

reply to post by DagNabbit


Did you make this thread just so people would pay attention to you and say aww, poor narcisist, how can we fix you?

If so, the answer you are lookign for is yes.

I will agree, I have a friend, one of my best actually who is the biggest narcissit you have ever met.

So much so that his nick name is Jesus. That may not sound weird but when you consider his real name is Ben...you can understand my point.

Take an IQ test, if you test below 150 you're not special, you're just as dumb as everybody else, albeit 150 is quite high, that's what I would consider special.

Furthermore narcissists don't usually know or want to know they are one, which leads me to believe you simply have a God complex.

I would love to attempt to fix you tho haha.

~Keeper

reply to post by asmeone2


Maybe, it's hard to say.

But thank you so much for the attention.

I guess I'm like your mini-God of the moment now.

Rawr!

Here's a commandment for you.

Do not pluck your eyebrows. It looks stupid.

Originally posted by tothetenthpower
Furthermore narcissists don't usually know or want to know they are one, which leads me to believe you simply have a God complex.

Now I wonder if God has a God complex.

Hmmm.

reply to post by DagNabbit


HAHAHAHAHAHA

That totally made my night friend, beautiful, just beautiful.

All hail DagNabbit!!!!!

We are not worthy!

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Originally posted by chapter29

Cool. So it's a Holy War then.

Who do you worship chapter29?

Because I will totally impregnate his cloud wife then eat the embryo out in front of minions.

reply to post by chapter29


That was quite uncalled for?

I don't understand what would drive you to such a negative end. You obviously see that this person needs some form of help? You're only making it worse by bringing negativity in here.

Shame on you!

~Keeper

Originally posted by chapter29
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Impregnate away rook...

You've called me a n00b and a rook so far. Anything else or out of ammunition against the New World Order?

Originally posted by tothetenthpower
You obviously see that this person needs some form of help? You're only making it worse by bringing negativity in here.

Shame on you!

~Keeper

'ZACTLY!

Thank you.

I will admit, the first picture almost made me cry, but I bucked up!

I did. So by the second time a hotlink found it's way to this thread I was like...

Okay, okay, you can get through this. Don't cry. DO NOT CRY!

And I didn't!

Soooooo, guess I am God, huh?

reply to post by DagNabbit


weak...

You throw down comments such as:

I guess I'm like your mini-God of the moment now.

And don't expect any flaming..?!

Pretty naive man...

Originally posted by chapter29
And don't expect any flaming..?!

Pretty naive man...

PUDDIN!

I expect flamin'

It was foretold.

Pretty naive man.

I took all the tests to see if I was special and the results were inconclusive. I have to imagine that means I'm evolved beyond the tests and something new.

Can you explain what tests you have taken and what gave you the conclusion that you were a god? I don't think there is a test that can prove you are a god

I thought about posting something witty, but I'm not going to acknowledge the pride and vainglory any more than I already have with this entry.

Originally posted by nasacarl
Can you explain what tests you have taken and what gave you the conclusion that you were a god? I don't think there is a test that can prove you are a god

Of course.

I was on here like 5 minutes, saw all the people that thought they were Indigo Children and special, and realized Hey, I've actually graduated High School, so I'm like... GOD.

Of course, then I went to College, so I'm actually like God's boss and stuff.

U2U for pardons and prayers. Prayer works. Don't be hatin'

Originally posted by FreddyAuratus
vainglory

That's an excellent underused word.

Carry on.

If you don't think your special than your not paying attention.

It's a part of the human condition. No one understands us, no one appreciates us and no one realizes just what we have to offer this crazy screwed up world.

Give what you have to give and let the world sort out the message.

That's the best you can do.

Believing you must do more will lead only to heart ache.

Originally posted by mrwupy
If you don't think your special than your not paying attention.

It's a part of the human condition. No one understands us, no one appreciates us and no one realizes just what we have to offer this crazy screwed up world.

Give what you have to give and let the world sort out the message.

That's the best you can do.

Believing you must do more will lead only to heart ache.

Well said my friend, well said.

Star for you!