posted on Apr, 16 2004 @ 08:36 PM
I remember I was passing through a particular affluent portion of my neighborhood and noticed a particular spoilt girlies new convertible. People in
my area get cars before they can drive and it pisses me off. Im not from around here and anyways, in Texas you earn a car but thats another story. So
I just stopped my casual walk, looking at a shiny silver seabring, top down. It was sufficiently dark out so I unbuttoned the cargo shorts,
and proceeded to just shower the whole interior with urine. Man was that funny. She was talking about it for the next week about how something had
peed on her car. But thats not where the storie ends, fast forward another couple summer nights and the cars back, top back down. People just
dont learn their lesson do they, so I took this newly cleaned new car and proceeded to take a crap on the seats, man its vile when I think back on it
but I couldnt keep from laughing during the whole experience. Then I took the customary leak and hauled ass cause I thought I heard someone open a
_ She ended up getting a new car with a top so I guess in the end I lost the war, but the battle was freaking hillarious. Anyways, in your case
Truelies thats disgusting, I got flashed by some 9 your old ghetto kid the other day so I know your pain. Filthy street kids.
........Wait who am I to call someone filthy.