posted on Feb, 22 2009 @ 04:16 PM
Unless you win American Idol - I will not believe a single word you say!
Until you are born into a family that has ties with the government - you are untrustworthy.
Until you contradict yourself hundreds of times when campaigning - you are untrustworthy.,
Until you hold a congress to discuss the use of steroids for a MLB player - you are useless.
Until you start rewarding those who DO NOT CARE about a job - you are untrustworthy.
And finally, the day you speak the truth, I will put a label on your head that says CRAZY and you will remain untrustworthy.
Now, I am going to go back to watching American Idol on my flat screen T.V, while sitting on my couch eating Frito's filing for unemployment checks,
and waiting for Jose, Lupe, and Mr. Lopez to start working at the Pizza Hut down the street so I can finally order some more pizza.