Let's make the government bigger! They know what is best for us!

The economic crisis has really hit it's stride thanks to businessmen and stock brokers. Greed among our citizens has really brought the country down.

Luckily, our government has been completely innocent in the whole thing. I fully support them taking full reigns in all public areas and every facet of my life. They do such a great job. I think they have a much better idea of how to run my life than I do.

I am willing to completely submit all of my rights and money to them.

Thanks to our government, the world loves us right now.

Thanks to our government, we have a 10's of trillions dollars surplus.

Thanks to our government, the value of the dollar is going to increase 10 fold.

Thanks to our government, I have someone I can idolize for being such a great American citizen.

Thanks to our government, I know that I can rely on them to be honest.

Thanks to our government, I know that our borders will be protected.

Thanks to our government, I know they will not waste my hard earned money.

Thanks to our government, I know that none of you are on the take.

Thanks to our government, I know that if you take my rights it's for my own good.

Thanks to our government, I know that better days are ahead.

Thanks to our government, I know realize that the leeching of money that I earn for working my butt off is going for the greater good.

And finally.....

Thanks to our government, I now believe that my life can be better with them in total control.






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Join me!

Submit your will to the greater good.

Send in ALL of your money to the government.

To hell with taxes...give it ALL to them.

They know what is best for us.

OMG I though Obama created an ATS account!
2nd line

No no. I am not the President.

I just want the government to take care of me. After all, human beings are known to not be greedy and yearn power! So why not give a few select individuals the power to control what I do?

I TRUST THEM!!!!

Why would I have any reason to worry? Everyone should put more trust in their government!

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Should we all quit our jobs, where would the government get the money to take care of our needs?

I have not quit,yet, but it is looking better all the time. I know that Uncle Sammy will do all he can for me, because of my previous performance. I have contributed to the system, therefore, I feel responsible for current events. Had I just made the decision to stop working 20 years ago, I could have saved us all a lot of heart-ache and strife.

Unfortunately, I am unable to bear children, I would have 20 or 30, to place in the direct care of Uncle Sam. The United States is a very, very big village;
another couple dozen chillins runnin' 'roun' wood n't be too much of a burden...

Thanks y'all, for your support.

reply to post by pyrytyes

Should we all quit our jobs, where would the government get the money to take care of our needs

They have that problem solved my friend!! Once again they got us covered! They'll just print more money!!

PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!

It's a cake walk from here on out man!!

Aren't you happy!!!!

I know I am!!!

We are so lucky!!!

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Duh, print more money! Now why didn' I thin' of dat?

Yessireee, we're in tall cotton now. I'll quit yesterday.

Seriously, when the unemployed rate gets high to the point where the govt can not pay itself...it might have to institute a work share program. So, instead of YOU getting paid to watch ME, I get your job, for awhile.

Do not worry, I usually call off three times a week... Pays the same!

I personally cannot wait to stand in line for my gov't cheese with my 27 kids and, then it's back to my three-story house and my '09 Dodge Ram that gets 20mpg that they will gladly pay for. God Bless The U.S.!

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AMEN!

I think with all the money government is making me I won't have to put a lean on the old houso to buy me some shares!

next I WANT a new gun metal grey CHARGER!

I am also going have a hard time getting up in the morning, so I was hoping to go on a few months of disability.

How am I supposed to get to work on time now?

Ya, I disabled the Damned alarm clock when I tossed it up side the wall this morning.



....And not a must.... but it would be nice... How about a CHOCOLATE water park?

or Lazyboy armchair/ toilet / pizza restaurant / hover car?

I TOLD you back in 09, big government was the only way!


HEY... are you opting for the houseboat or the boat house, on your tax return bonus this year?...

Boy I was worried there for a second that the Government wouldn't come in and save us! Oh I am perfectly happy to submit to my masters, they are much smarter than I, and know what is best for me. I'm happy to give all my money to the greater good of the government, so they can go and spend it on wars, and the bailing out of large corporations! Who would ever believe they are corrupt? Honestly.

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No kids to put into the back of that little 500 hp pick'emup Dodge truck that
will really tear across all that fresh asphalt, is what I'm waitin' for.
I'm sure the dogs won't jump out again, tho... last time, one landed in a swimming pool sized pot hole...really lucky for him, it was filled with water. To bad the dog never learned to swim, though... and I had to wade out, up hill both ways, to fetch him.

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Yes, We The Sheeple have let them get away with taking care of all of our wants and needs. Until We The People March on Washington this Socialist government will continue to take your money and give less back to you because remember We The People must take care of everyone in the World.

Yes our government thinks they know how to spend your money better then you do isn't that great.

And people dare to say the government is bad. This is thread i've been waiting for! I used to bitch and moan about how the government treats it's citizens but I had it all wrong!

Thank you for your wisdom with this post. I am forever in your debt, (or would be if the government didn't take care of my debt already)

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This is thread i've been waiting for! I used to bitch and moan about how the government treats it's citizens but I had it all wrong!

So did I! I don't know what I was thinking. I am so selfish to want to have as much control over my life as I want to.

I get it now!! I do!

I know they can get it all right! No longer if I'm angry at my job will I have to blame the business owner...I know that the government controls it and is only doing what is best for me!!!

Buy stocks!!! HELL NO!! I don't have money to waste for that. I WANT IT ALL TO GO TO THE GOVERNMENT!!

If they want to play it in the stocks let them! THEY KNOW BETTER THAN I DO!

reply to post by amari

We The People must take care of everyone in the World.

You are right!!!! And the best things is...I don't even have to decide how it's done!!! Government will do it for me!!

It's great!!! I don't have to do anything now!!!

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I'm happy to give all my money to the greater good of the government, so they can go and spend it on wars, and the bailing out of large corporations! Who would ever believe they are corrupt? Honestly.

That's right! Spend it on wars because they are doing what's right! The rest of the world supports us in our war endeavors!

They can spend all they want on large corporations! I'm perfectly happy with them using my hard earned money to bail them out!

reply to post by mental modulator

HEY... are you opting for the houseboat or the boat house, on your tax return bonus this year?...

Why do that? I'll send it back to the government. They should decide what is right for me. I'm just a moron. It's a wonder I've made it through life this far.

It's a wonder any of us have!

I bow to you oh great saviors, my government politicians!

YOU ARE DOING A GREAT JOB!

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Originally posted by David9176
reply to post by mental modulator

 

HEY... are you opting for the houseboat or the boat house, on your tax return bonus this year?...

Why do that? I'll send it back to the government. They should decide what is right for me. I'm just a moron. It's a wonder I've made it through life this far.

It's a wonder any of us have!

I bow to you oh great saviors, my government politicians!

YOU ARE DOING A GREAT JOB!

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Why don't you spend half your income investing in BOFA, LOCKHEED and send the other half to the IRS?

reply to post by mental modulator


I'M gonna sell a kidney in INDIA and do just that!

reply to post by mental modulator

I'M gonna sell a kidney in INDIA and do just that!

I may do the same. I'll donate the money to the Board of Education so they can keep up the HIGH quality of education in our country!

Oh crap, wait...I better ask permission from our government first!!

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