ATS Family ....The picture in my head if we were a sitcom
NOTE - this is ATS the sitcom and not what people really do ...
It's kind of how I picture them.
Valhall - ultra smart oldest sister who went away to Ivy League school and who now lives in the big city making a pile of money. She makes sure to
fly in every Thanksgiving and always wears spiffy designer boots.
dgtempe - the sister who you always call on the phone first when something big happens so you can both say 'OMG!' 'OMG!' back and forth a zillion
times.
Marg - the baby sister who is ah-dorable and is taking art classes at the YMCA for fun.
Mrmonsoon - Margs twin brother who plays soccer at the YMCA on weekends.
Niteboy - the kind hearted cousin who lives in an apartment with lots of plants and his cat and who you always spend Wednesday evenings with - sitting
on his couch, watching Ghost Hunters, with your shoes off curled up on the couch with the lights off. (while his cat sits in your lap and purrs
endlessly)
12m8keall2c - the oldest brother who you just know HAD to be adopted because he's so dang smart that he can't possibly be from the same gene pool as
you.
Rockpuck - the smart level headed brother who isn't around as much as you'd like but who you always find during tax season to be sure to get your
taxes done correctly.
KosmicJack sits at the kitchen table carefully clipping coupons and keeping them all ordered alphabetically and then ordered by date in a special
coupon clipping pouch that has the ATS logo on it. Every coupon is clipped and is carefully put in exactly the correct spot in the pouch.
JSObecky - AKA - ATS Red Foremen (from That 70's show). the uncle who lives down the street, always sits in your EZchair when visiting, says exactly
what he's thinking, and just loves to threaten to put his foot up your **** - Red Foreman Style
Semper - Cop by day, big brother all the time.
Loam and Budski shoot hoops in the driveway .. and then play pingpong .. and then challenge each other to an ATV race up a dirt road on a nearby
mountain.
Riley and Irish M1ck grab dirt bikes and agree to meet Loam and Budski at the base of the mountain for the race.
All four of them - Loam, Budski, Riley and Irish M1ck laugh and laugh as they try to beat each other up the hill ... their vehicles throwing dirt and
rocks in all directions and also creating a huge dust cloud that threatens to cover the entire mountain.
Asala - the mom. Absolutely. Kind hearted. But also can be strict in a loving way.
General Eyes can usually be reached on the cell phone ... at the mall.
Enjoies - the busy brother who breezes in and out of the house between basketball and soccer games.
Worldwatcher - the exotic world traveling cousin who always remembers to bring you back a gift in her suitcase from the different places she visits.
The last gift she gave you was a little hand painted ceramic elephant from India.
Queenanne38 - The sister who is a librarian and can find any book by any author at any time - day or night.
Grim is the teenager with posters on his walls and can be found on the computer in his room at all hours.
RRConservative and Kosmo - can be found in the garage tinkering with the family cars and planning chat strategy, while the rest of the family are all
in the house blissfully unaware of what is about to be rained down upon them by these two family members.
Saint4God - the Cousin that everyone picks to say grace during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter family-get-together dinners.
Mvd2 and sos37- Can be found fighting over the remote which MirthfulMe always hides.
ProfEmeritus and Sonya610 always help cook and set the table.
Nyk537 always gets stuck clearing the dishes after dinner. Nyk537 cleans up everyone else's mess .. and doesn't complain.
TrueAmerican stacks the dishwasher .. cleaning up the mess with no complaints.
Skyfloating is the one that goes around saying 'if you aren't in the room then turn out the lights when you leave' ... 'close the door, you are
letting the heat out' ... 'who forgot to feed the dog!' ... and then after not getting an answer, proceeds to remedy the situation.
And that's my ATS sitcom
[edit on 2/14/2009 by FlyersFan]