U.S. Airforce Aircraft Identification Chart

Dont expect much from the airforce if you happen to see something unusual,
they already have a chart for that...

That chart is incorrect...

You can clearly ID all of those aircraft with "no comment"

And I have personal experience of the one 2nd from the left bottom line... It was very uncomfortable to sit down for weeks after, not entirely sure what occured on that abduction.

I really hate getting abducted by those Weather balloons.

It's still bothers me when I hear of that swamp gas mutilating cows !!!!

I'm not sure but number five is swamp gas ... I think

That chart is incorrect...

You can clearly ID all of those aircraft with "no comment"

Nope it's really as follows....

A: We can neither confirm nor deny that it was a weather balloon.

Q: Ummm but 'scuse me I wasn't asking if it was a weather balloon ?

A: .... (then you say) no comment. Please take one of our complimentary information packs on your way out. These information packs (printed at great taxpayer expense) have a handy identification panel on the back page. For the kids there's a colouring in section so they can draw all the lights which we can neither confirm nor deny that they saw.