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Originally posted by Preest
I've always found this method successful in uncovering an under cover alien...first...walk up to the suspected alien entity and casually stick your finger in their buttcrack...once it's firmly inserted repeat this," Greetings My friend! All is well?"
If it's an alien, it'll believe this is custom and reach for your buttcrack...if this happens...run.
If they instead scream and punch you then attempt to use a stun gun on you...run.
Originally posted by triplesod
You do realise that it would be impossible for any life evolving on and from another planet to look even vaguely similar to us, dont you?
Unless of course the Genetically MOdified themselves on th elong distance here.
It does sound a bit nicer doesn't it...aliens should have a PR person to spin their anal violations haha...
Originally posted by theRiverGoddess
Ive always fondly thought~~of a buttcrack~~as a personal sideways smile
It should have you thinking about visiting a doctor before you snap and shotgun every person with alien characteristics.
Originally posted by ChainReaction
I've recently stopped smoking the ganja (after about 3 years) and I am now able to remember my dreams...for the last three years I rarely could remember my dreams....
The first dream I can remember after having stopped had to do with me talking to this guy, and I was looking at him, and all of the sudden I knew he was an alien, or maybe an alien human hybrid....I can still remember his face, and when I realized he was an alien, I knew that he could tell I knew his secret, and he just smiled....and when I woke up the next morning I started noticing people in real life who had similer facial characteristics to this guy in my dream.....anyway....I know people dreams are usually only interesting to the person that has them, but for my first memorable dream in years, it still has me thinking every time I see someone who looks like this guy.
I think that you would maybe perhaps find them in the positions of power of the Major Governments around the world. That would include people like G. W. Bush and Tony Blair. The reasoning is that they have always been here in control of the masses of people around the world. They maybe exist as a type of bloodline of human beings with alien DNA.
Originally posted by outsider
I’ve always wondered if there is some aliens who look similar to us could be living among us and most of us wouldn’t know it. Where would be the most likely places to find them?