posted on Feb, 9 2009 @ 09:28 AM
reply to post by the devil
Here is a list of items that you will need,
1) An average sized car battery that is fully charged.
2) A set of jump leads.
3) Approximately 300ml of petroleum.
4) A homemade tinfoil hat
5) A set of sunglasses that offer eye protection from light.
Now that we have established what is needed I will now explain how to contact the aliens.
At exactly 13:13 gmt this friday coming, stand facing north with the sunglasses in the "ON" position with the hat also "ON".
Attach the jumpleads to the battery and the opposing ends must attach to both your left and right ears preferably, nipples do the trick if no ears are
This must be done in correlation with the petrol in your mouth being expelled at exactly the same time as the battery is connected at precisely 13:13
and 13 seconds.
If successful you will contact aliens but the hard part is due to the date and time it might be unlucky and I take no responsibility for your
Damn I just realised you might be talking about Alians not Aliens.
[edit on 9-2-2009 by XXXN3O]