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The worst movie EVER!

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posted on Feb, 7 2009 @ 01:57 AM
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Ok, I have officialy paid 2 dollars for a one day new release rental that not only blew, but literally made me wan't to KILL MYSELF!


DO NOT, FOR ANY REASON, EVER! EVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER RENT OR PURCHASE OR WATCH THE MOVIE Opie Gets Laid / Sunnyvale, EVER!


This movie, is the worst film ever, and I wish to hunt down the makers of this movie, and force them to watch it for 24 hours straight until they become brain dead and retarded.

HOW ANYONE could EVER make ANY money of this movie, IS COMPLETELY OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bnghd::bnghd::bnghd::bnghd::bnghd:

Anyways, if you know any other movies like this, feel free to let loose.

mod edit: edited down "EVER"'s to correct page width.

[edit on 9-2-2009 by UK Wizard]




posted on Feb, 7 2009 @ 08:17 AM
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It can't have been as bad as Doomsday?


the movie in which Glasgow's countryside looks strangely like California :p



posted on Feb, 7 2009 @ 12:15 PM
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Titanic ?
Anything with Bruce Willis ?
Anything with Hugh Grant ?

The list is endless.

brill



posted on Feb, 7 2009 @ 12:25 PM
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The title alone should have been a warning!

I still think the worst movie ever made was a so called comedy called "Author! Author!" with Al Pacino. It should of been called "Awful! Awful!"



posted on Feb, 7 2009 @ 02:33 PM
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the ruins.

second line.



posted on Feb, 7 2009 @ 02:42 PM
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Chairman Of the Board - Starring Carrot Top


The worst movie in the history of human civilization. It sucked on pretty much every level possible. Nothing sadder than a big red .ed clown who isnt funny.



posted on Feb, 7 2009 @ 02:45 PM
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I think you have me beat on that one.

However, the other two of you need to watch Opie Gets Laid.


Atleast 5 minutes of it.

You will all realize how it is possible to make money off of stupidity.



posted on Feb, 7 2009 @ 05:59 PM
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Well good thing I've never heard of this movie before. Hopefully never watching it will cause me to never evereverever have to commit suicide by dvd to the neck vein.



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 12:10 AM
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I believe that the worst movie ever made is "Plan 9 from Outer Space".

Because of its script, acting, special effects, and multiple production errors visible in the final version of the film, Plan 9 from Outer Space is often regarded as a leading candidate for the title of "worst movie ever made". It has also earned Wood a posthumous Golden Turkey Award as the worst director ever.

en.wikipedia.org...
I saw the movie, and it is SO bad that you end up laughing throughout the entire movie.



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 04:06 AM
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Im still going for the last superman as the worst i can think of.What the hell were they thinking?



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 05:12 AM
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Not the worst, but the worst I've seen lately, was definitely 'Twilight'.

I didn't pay for the ticket, I was drunk out of my ., and it was STILL awful

Baaaah!.



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 05:52 AM
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I'm gonna have to get this Chairman of the Board thing to see for myself :p

I don't think we have this carrot top fella over here, but after checking him out online, god is that guy a freak, whats wrong with him?


Edit: scratch that, just saw the trailer, off to gouge my eyes

[edit on 8-2-2009 by maintainright]



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 12:04 PM
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I'll take your word for it that the movie is bad.

To give you an idea how terrible "Author! Author!" is, Mr Pacino plays a family man with four bratty kids. (Oh the hilarity!) That alone should of kept me away from this piece of (darn censors!), but noooo, I had to watch this (Al Pacino is one of my favorite stars). Two hours of my life I will never get back.




[edit on 2/8/2009 by kidflash2008]



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 03:29 PM
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Spice World, Gili, or Glitter
:shk:



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 04:37 PM
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Plan 9 may have been a horrible movie, atleast you can laugh at it's failure though.


This movie had nothing to even laugh at, it was completely horrid, and I'd wish I could simply take the movie to the director and light the disk on fire on top of his scalp.



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 04:40 PM
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Originally posted by maintainright
I'm gonna have to get this Chairman of the Board thing to see for myself :p

I don't think we have this carrot top fella over here, but after checking him out online, god is that guy a freak, whats wrong with him?


Edit: scratch that, just saw the trailer, off to gouge my eyes

[edit on 8-2-2009 by maintainright]




Picture Ronald McDonald on steroids.....then make him unfunny.

Carrot Top is the devil.



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 04:42 PM
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I will have to check out sunnyvale... It gets 7.1 on the IMDB, so i can't see how it's as bad as you're making out..
Not saying it's not, I'll check it out and get back to ya



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 05:25 PM
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Just go get it, and let me know if you can make it through 10 minutes without becoming destructive.
:bnghd::bnghd::bnghd:



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 05:27 PM
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Trying to find it online....I'm not going to spend money on it??
I've tried a few of my usual sources and it's not there....I'll find it though, don't worry.



posted on Feb, 9 2009 @ 12:10 PM
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I do not trust the imdb movie rating points. They give most of the great classics a 7 average, and then give the teenybopper movies high ratings. Most of it is college kids rating the movies, and they purposely give very low ratings to the classics and higher ones to the teen flicks just to see them be the highest rated movies.

Chances are, most of the raters have not seen the movie.



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