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How Do You Survive Zombie Trolls on ATS?

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posted on Feb, 6 2009 @ 02:57 AM
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Disclaimer: I'm a theist but not of the Abrahamic faiths. I have minor biblical scholar and scriptural skills. Also I am not a scientific/legal or medical expert in any field. Beware of my Contagious Memes! & watch out that you don't get cut on my Occams razor.All of this is my personal conjecture and should not be considered the absolute or most definitive state of things as they really are. Use this information at your own risk! I accept no liability if your ideology comes crashing down around you with accompanying consequences!

TOPIC:- "How Do You Survive Zombie Trolls on ATS?"

Explanation: I just had a run in with a ZOMBIE TROLL! in this thread here! [skip to page 20 where I 1st join the thread and the ZOMBIE TROLL crawls out from under its bridge and latches on to me!] and I am extremely interested in how posters like me can better DENY THEM without involving the mod's!


Please feel free to share your personal experiences here [please provide thread and or post links] and or any serious advice you may want to disclose.


Personal Disclosure: I survived [so far] and so can you! and here's hoping we can keep these cryptozoological creatures preserved in the chilliness of our cold gaze under the bridges where they lurk. Hmmm isn't A ZOMBIE TROLL a new type of Troll?
....
.... I'm off to the Cryto forum...I've ID'ed a new species [i wonder if it will be named after me.... Zombius Trollus Omegus LMAO
!!!




posted on Feb, 6 2009 @ 03:07 AM
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There's a small hyperlink under your avatar that says "ignore".

I believe that does the trick.



posted on Feb, 6 2009 @ 03:25 AM
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reply to post by Nirgal
 
Disclaimer: I'm a theist but not of the Abrahamic faiths. I have minor biblical scholar and scriptural skills. Also I am not a scientific/legal or medical expert in any field. Beware of my Contagious Memes! & watch out that you don't get cut on my Occams razor.All of this is my personal conjecture and should not be considered the absolute or most definitive state of things as they really are. Use this information at your own risk! I accept no liability if your ideology comes crashing down around you with accompanying consequences!

Explanation: 1stly Thanks very much for partaking in this thread.

Unfortunately no Star for you as your advice would lead directly to Ignorance and aren't we actually supposed to DENY that #
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RE: The ATS Motto!


Personal Disclosure: The ignore button is a cop out!



posted on Feb, 6 2009 @ 03:47 AM
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I hear trolls are weak against fire.

It is also known that beheading or a headshot will kill a zombie.

So perhaps a flaming arrow to the head here will do the trick?

 


Seriously, though.

To me, the person debating the topic with you (I'm assuming you are calling HowlrunnerIV a troll?) seems to be playing by the rules.

You each raised points and debated them. Just because their opinion is different makes them a troll?

Debating the meaning behind Bible passages tends to end up messy, due to the many ways they can be interpreted, so don't get offended by someone having a different interpretation to yourself.

Toughen up, move on. Best advice I can give.



posted on Feb, 6 2009 @ 04:26 AM
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reply to post by fooffstarr
 
Disclaimer: I'm a theist but not of the Abrahamic faiths. I have minor biblical scholar and scriptural skills. Also I am not a scientific/legal or medical expert in any field. Beware of my Contagious Memes! & watch out that you don't get cut on my Occams razor.All of this is my personal conjecture and should not be considered the absolute or most definitive state of things as they really are. Use this information at your own risk! I accept no liability if your ideology comes crashing down around you with accompanying consequences!

Explanation: Star for you because some of your post was like cool water upon my wrathfulness.

As to why I have ID'ed a poster as a TROLL.
They...
1] Sought me out unsolicited.
2] Repeatedly IGNORED both quoted and SOURCE material offhand.
3] Made claims about me and then back-peddled like mad and yet won't make a retraction.
4] Makes offhand statements about quoted and SOURCE material, without providing any proof.
5] Failed [as yet] to directly answer a whole lot of questions.

And as to why I have ID'ed that same TROLL as being of the ZOMBIE genus type.
They...
A] Wouldn't die under the use of Occams razor!
B] Wouldn't die under the use of Flame fueled DEBUNKING
C] Wouldn't die under the direct use of a Coup de Grace to the head!
D] Keep coming back post after post after post!!!


Personal Disclosure: Your completely correct in that having a different opinion isn't "Wrong". That is of course until one moves from stating opinions RE: my thing with "Jesus" being divisive [where's my evidence? I didn't provide any besides that 1 scripture and proof that does not make], to making CLAIMS RE: the TROLLS unfounded claims i.e. "That's your[my] division."!!!



posted on Feb, 6 2009 @ 04:16 PM
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Meh I have special tools for dealing with these types of persisten trolls them if they do not reform thier ways.




posted on Feb, 6 2009 @ 05:09 PM
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Originally posted by fooffstarr
It is also known that beheading or a headshot will kill a zombie.
 



Yep I usually find some sort of severance of the spinal cord at or near the base of the skull works 85% of the time axe shotgun something like that... Chainsaw is also good but you gatta be careful to follow safty guidelines on the yellow sticker.. eye protection is important zombie germs can be caught via mucus membranes... Cricket bat is stylish and a good way to let off steam... Forcing the body through a fine mesh works also... Heavy object say anvil or safe dropped from height is a good one off solution... Helicopter gunship if you have the spare money... People have reported that daytime television will stop them in their tracks while you grab a spot of lunch - not tried that one personally... Large 4x4 vehicle really lets them know whos in charge.


Originally posted by OmegaLogos
Disclaimer: I'm a theist but not of the Abrahamic faiths. I have minor biblical scholar and scriptural skills. Also I am not a scientific/legal or medical expert in any field. Beware of my Contagious Memes! & watch out that you don't get cut on my Occams razor.All of this is my personal conjecture and should not be considered the absolute or most definitive state of things as they really are. Use this information at your own risk! I accept no liability if your ideology comes crashing down around you with accompanying consequences!


Does the above preceded all of your posts?? That's kinda unique,


[edit on 6/2/2009 by Now_Then]



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 01:00 AM
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I got the answer you seek. Buy them a beer and romance them with your charm, then when they are totally at ease with the universe. Slap them upside the head with a trout. If anything they'll be knowed up on the intricacies of fine trout.

PS.

Avoid whistling while you piss at all costs! Zombie trolls are attracted to such vile behavior and will surely attack.

on another note .... Yes-men get all the babes.



posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 04:26 AM
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You need you one of these:




The Zombie Annihilator will learn them good.



posted on Feb, 13 2012 @ 01:27 AM
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Explanation: Bumped to help generate ad revenue!

Personal Disclosure: Enjoy!



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