posted on Feb, 5 2009 @ 03:38 AM
About one year ago I found a rock in the park. When i picked it up started to glow and told me "go over to the tree". When i got to the tree i saw
somthing sticking out from under the corner. I lifted it up and removed a note it was old and kind of smelled like cat litter. it said
"The illegal aliens in the country are under control of the powers from beyond the dark side of the moon. "
I had my doubts about the letter so i took it to my professor. He took out his abacus and confirmed that the note was indeed from beyond the dark side
of the moon and had an odor to it. So I did not think much about it and decided to get some lunch
So there i am, freakin starving. I walk up to the register and ask the young girl for 6 chicken livers. She was young 16 or so and pregnant, about to
pop. She informs me that they do not have any chicken livers. kind of upset i decide to keep my cool and ask again real nice like. All she does is say
im sorry sir we do not have any chicken livers. So i tell her, here take a look at this a tree told me to get it from a rock. And i hand her the note,
she looked kind of freaked out becasue there was blood on my hand from my visit with the professor, and i ask again "what about them chicken livers
honey?" She once again told me no so i took a few deep breaths and decided to do what any man would in my position. (The T&Cs state that i cannot
post what i did next)
I knew the way she looked at the note she was in on it.
Needing a place to hide i went underneath the bridge on main street and talked with my friend Dr. Rufus. I showed Rufus the note, he takes a sip of
tea from his bottle and goes on to tell me what it was like serving in WWII in 1967 where he lost his eye to a french legionnaire. Dr. Rufus Red
Esquire told me that a great number of inventions were stolen from the aliens and thats why they have taken controll of our illegal aliens to run
multi-level marketing scams on the elderly. Anti gravity, FTL ,teleportation,Invisibility ,walking through walls,Supercomputers Artificial
intelligence,perfect hard boiled eggs and Time Travel were all stolen from the greys. Trent Reznor and Boy George actualy had their DNA combined with
a Grey which is now why we all have Marilyn Manson.