Jr. Republican Training Camp..., page 1

I have seen a recent charge from the Republican side of the board. If one has a memory longer than a week, we can all remember the days of the board basking in the glory Democrats. Remember those? However, the main thing here is how did it come this far so fast?

I took some time and some undercover work and I finally found the answer. I was able to penetrate the Jr. Republican Training Camp. They have been actively testing the waters and recruiting any new Republican's coming to this board.

First they train them in the basic ways of Grand Old Party. Such as, backhanded racist remarks, "poor people and why we are better than them", and Current Political Issues: Circa 1810. Also, they have to know all of the Republican rhetoric, better known as "The Dead Horse and You".

There are plenty of other training courses they have. Here is a short selection of them:

Claiming the Other Side is Completely Biased
Stepping Over the Bum
Our Newfound Love for Mexicans or How We Found Out How Much Oil Those #ers Have
Those Derned Pot Smoking Hippies
Rock Music is the Devil's Music
The Dangers of Homo-Sin-Uality
You Don't Need Choices
The Patriot Act is a Good Thing...No Really It Is
Virtues of Starting Wars
How to Correlate Everything into Being a Weapon of Mass Destruction
Women: Kitchen, Babies, and Bed
Using the Good Book to Justify Your Bigotry
DIY Oil Tycoon

Outside of formal education, they have a wonderful Physical Education program.



Even though it is a pretty much laid back atmosphere, I did see one horrible incident happening inside their compound. Obviously, a person who did not belong there tried to get in. I couldn't quite get a snapshot of what they did to him, but I got one as they were leading this one to the block.


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Alright, seriously though, can't ya'll come up with something a little better than this recent assault? "Partisan!" It's awfully funny that the one guy who has doubled this word's usage online is probably the largest "Partisan Politicker" on this board. (Argueable) Spouting off how bad the other administrations, the Democrat administrations, were while completely ducking the issue at hand. I don't see it as, "Well if you are going to blame one side...then you should go after the other." After all, most of the Clinton exploits have already taken their turn at the bully block and, IMO, have been well documented here. I see the right's recent attacks as trying to justify one wrong with another. After all, I see very little of the right taking a stand against Bush, but rather see them changing the issue to the previous administration.

Anyhow, just smile. It will all be partisan politics until the cockroaches crawl out of our radiation treated ashes.

Edit: Cleaning it up.

[Edited on 4/13/2004 by OXmanK]

Also, Mr. TC, were you not the one who wrote this lovely piece:

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Would these gross over-generalizations not be covered by pit rules? Should you be crying about stuff in the pit after authoring that thread?

Originally posted by OXmanK

HOW did you get that photo?! That's ME, third from the left!!!

EDIT: Hmm...Judging by the posts on this thread, you REALLY cleaned that up, because I thought it was really funny!

[Edited on 4-13-2004 by junglejake]

Originally posted by specialasianX

Originally posted by omega1
we want the money we work for

Typical selfish conservative attitude... i know there are conservatives out there who arent this bad but its comments like this that make the rest of you look like monsters.

You know what? I agree with Omega. I want the money I work for. Right now, I give to charities, ministries, etc. When I pay my taxes, I am giving to NPR, George Bush's salary, and war. If I had the money, instead of the government, I'd be investing more in World Vision (WorldVision.org... think about it, it's a good cause) ministries, and food for the poor.

When I'm walking down the street, I'm one of those psychos who (sometimes, not all the time) give the homeless a $20 or $50. I have a donation pocket with a percentage of my take home income. It's essensially like a grab bag, the person gets whichever bill comes out, from a $1 to $50. And this is someone who only makes about 40G a year. Imagine what someone successful would be willing to give with this same mentality?

Remember, many Democrats refer to us as the Religious Right. Our religion tells us to give to those less fortunate...On our own. Many of us do. If we had more money, we could give more, instead of squandering it on NPR, a "fair" news source...

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