Originally posted by soygreen2k
Ok, this is what it's all about. The islamic account of Jesus' ascent into heaven is the only accurate account of his crucifixion that we have. He ascended into "space". He is actually what we would think of as the president, or a pope of The Universal Alliance of Civilized Beings. He has lived billions of years and was chosen by god himself to unite the universe for peace. The miracles that the aliens perform with their technology can be done by him without technology. He is the universal proof of gods existence. There is no other proof.
Every president since Truman has met Jesus. The virgin birth was simply another manifestation of his conscience.
He was once a major leader in The Universal Alliance of Civilized Beings but rebelled with his own "empire" of worlds and peoples because he wanted to control the universe for himself. He is allowed to exist only because Jesus pities him.