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Originally posted by bskivss3
Since OP haven't returned to this thread, or at least under his original Soy nick, am I right to say that this is probably the second biggest troll, only second to the blossoms-gfl thread, this year.
DarthChrisous... Last time it was your dad in the FBI, this time your uncle? My... How fortunate you are.
[edit on 9/2/2009 by bskivss3]
Originally posted by alienanderson
Excellent - thanks StonyJ for saving me skipping through pages to find the OPs follow up post which proved he/she was just trying to see how many people would fall for the story...
Originally posted by StonyJ
Ummmmmm.......has NOBODY seen that the OP responded on 2-6 at approximately 6:00 a.m. and basically proved to the posters on the previous 14 pages that his original post was BS?????????
His post was removed for being "OFF TOPIC", but the next poster was kind enough to have responded AND quoted before the post was removed.
even though it was full of ridiculous details like the all powerful "god ray" - pfffftt!
Originally posted by ignorant_ape
Originally posted by soygreen2k
Horse Puckey. Greetings everyone. I have read the replies and read the questions and now I have answers.
In 1989 a terrorist organization known as the The Jackson Cuba Ultima Dong Hwan Martrydom Gargamel Doom Ninjas Brigade illegally occupied territory in Istanbul. The US military assembled a squad of elite soldiers from the Handsome Boys Militancy Chewbaccas. Fighters from the Jackson Martyrdom Ninjas Brigade were eventually cornered in a heavily fortified sewer. A Chewbacca Superkick had to be performed. (a video of the correct application of a Chewbacca Superkick can be found here: www.youtube.com... )
When the dust settled, only the leader remained. A mysterious figure known only as The Mighty Sewer Horse. The US army was very impressed with his skills in Jackson Martyrdom Ninja tactics and called on him to train elite army units everything he knew about Jackson Techniques.
for more information about the Jackson Martyrdom Ninjas Brigade, please visit:
[edit on 6-2-2009 by soygreen2k]
and with that , ladies and gentlemen - this thread has ` jumped the shark `
appologies for the full quote - but its only to ensure no post facto edits