The whole bailout idea blows my mind. Maybe I'm just not as intelligent as everyone else, but I'm rather confused.
Why are we giving Hollywood money again? Because they're going under? Why don't they stop making horrible movies? That seems logical to me. Maybe
the talent factor is what needs to be increased. Maybe we should bail them out by getting real actors to play the roles instead of having Tom Cruise
playing a German who not only doesn't speak German, but also doesn't have a German accent. And did anyone see Death Race? Seriously?..
Why did we bailout the "big 3" in the auto industry? That one blows my mind more than the Hollywood bailout, I think. Call me crazy, but if a
business plan sucks so horribly bad that it hasn't worked for years, wouldn't it be logical to change that business plan? Instead, the big 3 flew to
DC to ask for money to continue their unbelievably crappy business plan. It seems like common sense that if your business sucks, is going down the
drain and has no hope, you change something the business plan. Call me crazy.
Even more fun than Hollywood and cars, the condom bailout. Since $0.75 was far too expensive at the condom dispenser in the gas station restroom, the
condom industry seems to be tanking. Of course, they must be bailed out. With the upcomming bailout, they'll finally affordable and these new bailout
condoms even come with holes pre-poked. You know the brand I'm talking about.. The kind they give away for free at the health clinic. You know..
Un-frickin-believable. How about we make a new policy and let crappy businesses fall? Maybe Toyota would buy up GM, Ford, and Crysler and start making
decent vehicles. Maybe Hollywood should tank since they refuse to make a decent movie. This is ridiculous. I want my school loans paid off. That'd
sure as hell stimulate me to buy something nice. If the government insists on pushing through a bailout, how about they help out the average person?
Hell no, let's screw this one up like the last one was and bailout the condom industry. Go liberals. Or Progressives.. Or whatever you guys like to
be called these days. And by the way, before you liberals get all flustered, I didn't support Bush's bailout either. Bailouts are incredibly stupid
every time, regardless of who's doing it.