Incontrovertible Proof: Abraham Lincoln was a grey.

Originally posted by DoeJohn


Abraham Lincoln is not a zombie. This is because he never died!

"WARNING" Graphic content
NWO Zombie outbtreak
they wont be able to fit everybody into the shelters! Unless you follow these instructions!


[edit on 3-2-2009 by SLAYER69]

Ummmmm.
So..uhhhh..hmmmm..
Was he born with a top hat then?!

No cluck...for goodness sakes....the HAT was Lincoln. All the body was used for was transporting the hat. Sheesh.

Originally posted by griffinrl
No cluck...for goodness sakes....the HAT was Lincoln. All the body was used for was transporting the hat. Sheesh.

Wow, that's some hat.
I get it now. Makes perfect sense.

I saw an ad on EBAY this morning.

GREY HAT FOR SALE

Could it be?!!!

reply to post by spinkyboo


The Men in Black are on their way spinky!

Originally posted by spinkyboo
I saw an ad on EBAY this morning.

GREY HAT FOR SALE

Could it be?!!!

It's true!
I'll never be the same

Talk about a joke topic, if any topics are ruining ATS it's this one.

What ruined it for me was Doe's slanderous and unsupported statement that grey's can't bust a phat rhyme. I'm still waiting on the proof!

Don't make me go all reptillian on yall!

[edit on 3-2-2009 by griffinrl]

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I hear Reptillians write Kayne's material.

They are the universes MC's.

They tried to teach the Grays but it's kind of hard to rap when all you have is a miniature mailbox slot for a mouth.

reply to post by fooffstarr


That's true...but what you may not know is that Greys are masters at "scratching". Last night during a visitation I was given 2 galactic turntables and a microphone!

(Poor Beck pun indeed!)