posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 11:04 AM
Good post, but you missed some other facts that help cement your opening statement even more.
Abes father wanted him to get a full ride to clemson for his supreme basket ball skills, but abe, like all greys, had an intense fear of round,
pimpily, tan objects. Instead, abe stole a Harley and went out west to become a pro skateboarder with his best friend Rodney Mullen. Abe won the '92
X-games after preforming a 1080 McTwist, and we all know that greys are the only ones who posses the technology possible for this feat.
Abe was born in Ocona Lufta, NC. durring his young age he would sneak into Cherokee's Harahah's Casino. at the tender age of 12, he was the first
grey to become the $10,000 jackpot winner. since abe was a grey and had little need for money, he donated all his winnings to the local pizza hut.
Contrary to popular belief, Robert E Lee and Abe were good friends. in fact it was possibly the first time in history a Canadian hit man and a grey
were able to put their differences aside.
abe never chopped down a cherry tree, he used his disintegration gun, to help clear land for his most famous secret base inside the hoover damn where
the greys and the reptiles created the worlds most evil institution, "American Idol" and cloned a trillion Ryan Secrests, who were later used to
perge the galaxy of jedi, through executive order 66.