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Incontrovertible Proof: Abraham Lincoln was a grey.

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posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 10:17 AM
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This isn't just some wild speculation culled from nothing. This is fact. The beloved "Great Emancipator" was indeed a "GREY Emancipator".

FICTION: Abraham Lincoln *supposedly* grew his beard upon the advice of a little girl.

FACT: His beard was not a beard at all. It was a false covering to hide the voice modulator he needed to speak the English language.

FICTION: Abraham Lincoln wore his famous hat as nothing more than a fashion statement.

FACT: His so-called "hat" was actually the top half of the machine he wore to hide his true appearance: that of a grey.

FICTION: Abraham Lincoln was assassinated while enjoying a play.

FACT: While the government later tried to back this up by forging half of a play review (entitled "Not Bad, Not Bad At... OW, my head!") in Lincoln's name, evidence shows that "Honest" Abe used the gunshot as a diversion to escape from his disguise and leave Earth for recon with his fellow greys.

AND HERE IS THE PROOF:

Abraham Lincoln had 14 letters in his name. Greys have 4. Both "4" and "14" are numbers!

Abraham Lincoln is not a zombie. This is because he never died!

Abraham Lincoln's name has all of the letters necessary to spell CIA!

It also has all the letters needed to spell GREY! Except for the "G", "E", and "Y", that is.

Abraham Lincoln could never rap. Greys are the only known species to be entirely unable to "bust" any sort of "phat rhyme".

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Now that your blinders have been removed, we must take affirmative action against this obvious conspiracy to make consumers buy Lincoln Logs!




posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 10:25 AM
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LOL I was sorta hoping for some photoshopped pics.....



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 10:31 AM
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Hmmm
second line....refer to signature!!!



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 10:34 AM
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Your logic is rock solid
Well done!

But I'm going to have to take exception where you say Grey's are unable to bust a phat rhyme. Where the hell is your proof? You can't just make unsubstantiated statements like that and have them accepted as fact!

My previous statement about your logic I take back. You're obviously a whack job!

( just playin'
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[edit on 3-2-2009 by griffinrl]



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 10:36 AM
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That was awsome, I was totally gonna flame this guy for the disservice to the rest of us ats'rs but i couldnt stop busting up when I gut to the end. Props.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 10:42 AM
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LOL


You got me. Was seriously about to unload on you. Then about halfway down I realized that your outlandish comments were meant to be outlandish and it ended up being pretty funny.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 10:49 AM
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Originally posted by Resinveins
LOL I was sorta hoping for some photoshopped pics.....


He wouldn't need too lol

After all every photo I have ever seen of him was in black and white and his skin was gray in those. Of course every black and white photo was not a photo at all but an artists rendition of him. And sense artists have to have a keen sense of what their looking at to accurately reproduce it, I would assume he had gray skin lol.

Later photo's where color but false color, look at the wizard of oz for example it was black and white until they colored it in with some fancy technology they wanted to show off at the time. Same with Lincoln.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 10:50 AM
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I was about to alert the mods to this new user and his obvious breech to the integrity of the site, but then I realized something very relevant that this theory might explain.


I'm actually related to Abe Lincoln

I own a hat and...

I'm not much of a rapper either!


[edit on 3-2-2009 by lernmore]



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 10:51 AM
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I heard he had "Marfans syndrome" the same as Akhenaton.
en.wikipedia.org...



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 10:53 AM
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I love how I started reading threads about people freaking out about one thing or another, and then stumbling onto this.

Honestly, if you think about it America could have alot worse problems! Lol.

Civility and decorum are expected(and humor should never be overlooked)

Touche.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 10:57 AM
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Everyone knows that all the movies, commercials, television shows, etc. about aliens, ufo's, invasion, etc. are nothing more than the goverments attempts to condition us to accepting the inevitable. As for Grey's not being able to rap...I have proof you cannot deny...period.

here you go

Any sensible person would realize that MC Pee Pants is a Grey and ATHF is nothing more than mental conditioning for the time when the little buggers come down and start to free flow on the mic.



[edit on 3-2-2009 by griffinrl]



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 10:57 AM
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define: "grey"

# used to signify the Confederate forces in the American Civil War (who wore grey uniforms); "a stalwart grey figure"

He was with the unions' enemies, the greys! The greys wanted to enslave mankind! But.. eh somehow their leader.. Abraham, made it illegal to own slaves.. erhm.. but it was all part of a greater plan! A plan so watertight, there are no words to describe it... except watertight.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 11:02 AM
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Originally posted by AlienPancakes
I heard he had "Marfans syndrome" the same as Akhenaton.
en.wikipedia.org...


This "Marfans Syndrome" is an intentional misspelling of his true ailment: Martians Syndrome. Because he is one. A martian, that is. A grey one at that.

Sadly, it would appear that my message of enlightenment is being taken as a jape. Clearly this site has been overrun by the very greys I have come to warn you of.

Abe will be back, and he likely won't be nearly as friendly as before. While we bide our time deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, emancipation will give way to extermination, and our great nation will be strewn throughout creation.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 11:04 AM
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Good post, but you missed some other facts that help cement your opening statement even more.

Abes father wanted him to get a full ride to clemson for his supreme basket ball skills, but abe, like all greys, had an intense fear of round, pimpily, tan objects. Instead, abe stole a Harley and went out west to become a pro skateboarder with his best friend Rodney Mullen. Abe won the '92 X-games after preforming a 1080 McTwist, and we all know that greys are the only ones who posses the technology possible for this feat.

Abe was born in Ocona Lufta, NC. durring his young age he would sneak into Cherokee's Harahah's Casino. at the tender age of 12, he was the first grey to become the $10,000 jackpot winner. since abe was a grey and had little need for money, he donated all his winnings to the local pizza hut.

Contrary to popular belief, Robert E Lee and Abe were good friends. in fact it was possibly the first time in history a Canadian hit man and a grey were able to put their differences aside.

abe never chopped down a cherry tree, he used his disintegration gun, to help clear land for his most famous secret base inside the hoover damn where the greys and the reptiles created the worlds most evil institution, "American Idol" and cloned a trillion Ryan Secrests, who were later used to perge the galaxy of jedi, through executive order 66.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 11:19 AM
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I would like to support you excellent evidence-based research and add few observations of my own:
A.Lincoln - nothing suspicious,right? As if!!!!!! The name itself hints at what our (well, yours) ancestors faced. A.li(e)n - obvious Col(o)n - colonist in Latin.
Alien colonist. No less!!!! Diabolically emitting two letters for PR reasons makes all the difference!
But it is not all.
What we miss? -braham thing. Little rearrangement and we get - that's right fellow humans - we get Brahma. Look at the image - it is indeed GREY!!!!
en.wikipedia.org...
I know they are after me now - so remember this and not let my zero knowledge disappear with me.
Edit - did you see it!!!!! I have no idea how it appeared - but it is clearly hiding the truth.
Edit - found out what it was thanks to Ian Mclean.
www.abovetopsecret.com...
[edit on 3-2-2009 by ZeroKnowledge]

[edit on 3-2-2009 by ZeroKnowledge]



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 11:40 AM
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Hmmm Lincoln an alien grey
Maybe he is right....hehe only an alien could have built a log cabin that is still standing. Or perhaps he was a alien cybernetic human.




This thread made me laugh out loud at my desk here at work.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 12:07 PM
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And yet again there is now some wasted space on the server.

You think you funny?



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 12:17 PM
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Originally posted by TheNetherlands
reply to post by DoeJohn
 


And yet again there is now some wasted space on the server.

You think you funny?


All I can say is...

Why so serious?



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 12:19 PM
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I thought it was hilarious



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 12:59 PM
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While this is funny and I needed a good chuckle please post things like this in BTS because it will be moved there anyway. Still funny but doesn't belong here.



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