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The word play game

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posted on Jan, 30 2009 @ 10:55 PM
Im sure many of us have heard of the Washington Post Mensa Invitational, which asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

So, because we are all smart little monkeys around here, why dont we come up with some of our own words

Examples from the invitational are

Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an a**hole.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

So come on guys...what can you come up with

posted on Jan, 30 2009 @ 11:05 PM
Ok, I will start off (or try to start off, im not very good at it)

Communioncation- The act of thinking you have spoken with god

posted on Jan, 31 2009 @ 12:07 AM
Okay, mate!

Sycophantizer : a self-seeking, servile flatterer; fawning parasite who sympathizes.

posted on Jan, 31 2009 @ 12:15 AM
Brownhoser - A(n) Hispanic from Canada.
What can brown do fer yew aye?

posted on Jan, 31 2009 @ 12:17 AM
Lol, they are both good

I got another one

Handemic- Chronic Masturbation

posted on Jan, 31 2009 @ 12:24 AM
Okay, fine!

Orangasm : a large, long-armed anthropoid ape that 'jacks-off'...

posted on Jan, 31 2009 @ 12:33 AM
Ha, reminds me of the time I was watching Larry King, and he suddenly queues the caller by saying,
"Rosie from Palmdale, you're on the air."

I'll think of a few more and get back here soon.

posted on Jan, 31 2009 @ 02:42 AM
loave - where you love someone but loathe them at the same time

posted on Jan, 31 2009 @ 06:12 AM
my best one:
DEF: obviously, what you expect from your partner during sex.
IE: What are your sexpectations?

posted on Jan, 31 2009 @ 06:46 AM
reply to post by AccessDenied

Ha,ha i like that one

posted on Jan, 31 2009 @ 06:19 PM
Obsoxious- one who gets punched for being a real smart ass.

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