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THE "NEW" PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

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posted on Jan, 29 2009 @ 12:22 PM
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After having read that school children have been exposed to projected images of Obama while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance...I decided to get creative with it....

THE "NEW" PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

I pledge allegiance to Obama
Tho his name sounds like Osama
Before us he stands...
One saviour
For the US of A
By his own admission
Will join the Planet as One
Bringing change thru chaos
Requiring fiedelity and obedience
From all.

comments are welcome....but it does irk me to no end how easily some people are led.

~Holly

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posted on Jan, 29 2009 @ 12:53 PM
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Good one. Or how 'bout:

I pledge allegiance
to the one world order
and to the tyranny for which it stands.
One world
without God
with poverty and oppression for all.



posted on Jan, 29 2009 @ 03:10 PM
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I pledge allegiance to whatukno,
he is the new world ruler.

and to mankind for which he stands
one Earth, under his guardianship.

With liberty and justice for redheads.

It's ok to bow to my picture too.



posted on Jan, 29 2009 @ 06:36 PM
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cute, guys...


nicely thought out, yet quite satirical...any more satire floating around???

~Holly



posted on Jan, 29 2009 @ 07:26 PM
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It's more like this for the people I see on TV and around town.

I pledge allegiance
to the President
Of the United States Of America
And to his policies
For which they stand
One nation under the Messiah
undeniably socialistic liberty
for all

Or maybe,

I pledge allegiance
to the government
of the United States Of America
To take my money
And let them spend
With inflation and injustice
for all



posted on Jan, 29 2009 @ 11:23 PM
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Originally posted by whatukno
I pledge allegiance to whatukno,
he is the new world ruler.

and to mankind for which he stands
one Earth, under his guardianship.

With liberty and justice for redheads.

It's ok to bow to my picture too.



I'm in




posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 10:56 AM
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I pledge allegiance
to the spaghetti monster
and all the other made up crap

And to the people
who eat it all up

one nation
built on toxic credit.

with no liberty
and no justice
for all



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