posted on Jan, 29 2009 @ 06:47 AM
Well first let me say that although the OP is somewhat misguided on this issue, the principle (I.E. Bon Jovi music is bad for you) is entirely true.
It makes me throw up. But there again thats nothing compared to what happens to me when someone puts BLOODY ABBA on around me. I have been known to
black out , trash everything in my near vacinity and wake up with splinters and bruises on my hands with no particular recollection of the incedent
which caused them. However on the ABBA front , thats more down to an incident in my past which I find...unacceptable, which had ABBA as the
prevailing musical accompaniment.
Now back to the issue at hand. Bon Jovi music is bloody bad for you. In fact I would go as far as to say that it should come with a health warning.
Wanna know why ? Its not because theres a terror note in there blasting your cells into mutagenic frenzy. Its not because it turns you into a nazi, or
a redneck , or a brainless stupified twit. Its because the music, the songs, the band , and the man SUCK . Massively. Expansively. They suck so hard ,
that if you put them in deep space, a galaxy would form round them in about a month. The only reason Bon Jovi havent vacuumed up the world yet, is
because our creator battles the gravity for us, and keeps us safe.
God damn you Bon Jovi. You are awful.