Will Listening to Bon Jovi Kill You? Short Answer - Yes.

Originally posted by Angry Potato
If you think that is bad, though, just look at the track list of the Blaze of Glory album. Here is something I've discovered, and the proof that he is evil incarnate will leave you shocked:

"Billy Get Your Guns" – 4:49
"Miracle" – 5:09
"Blaze of Glory" – 5:40
"Blood Money" – 2:34
"Santa Fe" – 5:41
"Justice in the Barrel" – 6:49
"Never Say Die" – 4:54
"You Really Got Me Now" – 2:24
"Bang a Drum" – 4:36
"Dyin' Ain't Much of a Livin"' – 4:46
"Guano City" – 1:00

The letters in bold, when arranged correctly, spell MAITREYA.

Dude that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever laid eyes on. How on earth do you get MAITRAYA from that? You have taken letters from random positions in the line and random places is the track listing. There is absolutely no discernible pattern. You have simply taken the letters that conveniently fit into the word MAITREYA and twisted it to your perspective.

Honestly mate, you are seeing things that just are not there because you WANT to see them.



[edit on 29/1/2009 by Kryties]

I think you're actually twisting fact into what you want to believe. Your own perception is the only thing that is skewed in my opinion.

*snip*

Mod Edit: Removed unnecessary comment.

[edit on 1/29/2009 by seagull]

reply to post by Angry Potato


Do tell then, what was your method applied to the above track listing that ended with you spelling out the word MAITREYA. Please, I am all ears.......

The OP here is clearly Phishing to begin with. His claims are ludacris and have no credibility. The mere arranging of the songs is completely coicidental and can be done with any other band. For example, I believe The Beatles might be the anti christ as their tracks spell out...

1. "Come Together" 4:20
2. "Something" 3:03
3. "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" 3:27
4. "Oh! Darling" 3:33
5. "Octopus's Garden" 2:51
6. "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" 7:47
7. "Here Comes the Sun" 3:05
8. "Because" 2:45
9. "You Never Give Me Your Money" 4:02
10. "Sun King" 2:26
11. "Mean Mr. Mustard" 1:06
12. "Polythene Pam" 1:12
13. "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window" 1:57
14. "Golden Slumbers" 1:31
15. "Carry That Weight" 1:36
16. "The End" 2:05
17. "Her Majesty"


ANTI CHRIST

Get my drift? Any one can spell any thing out of a few letters.

reply to post by Kryties


It consists of sacred geomtry that I do not care to explain. You seem to be uninterested anyway.

reply to post by Angry Potato


I would not have asked if I were not genuinely interested, I just don't think you have a method at all. Sacred Geometry eh? Please enlighten me as to this Sacred Geometry.

Ok then, observe, mate.

What do you see here? |

A line? It's isn't. Actually it's a cube, and that cube to the Sumerians stands for "Extravagant".

If you put |||\\\|\| it's actually a range of words. If you change your soundwaves to shapes like this, you'll get a lot of words.

reply to post by Angry Potato


It is continually entertaining that you don't answer my first post.

Please do, it would provide me with more nonsense to battle.

I'm sorry, every album that has that "undetone," whether it be tonal, frequency, or subliminally, is still pure speculation.

I would love to see evidence, as it would undermine my entire college experience.

Actually, no offense or anything, but you didn't really ask a question you didn't even know the answer to in the first place.

If you want proof, fine. Here it is.

reply to post by q_ball


This is the track listing from the album rated number 1 Christian rock music band for 2008 called Love at the Core by Run Kid Run.

1. "Rescue Me"- 3:30
2. "Captives Come Home"- 3:44
3. "Fall Into The Light"- 2:36
4. "One In A Million"- 3:32
5. "Love At The Core" - 3:34
6. "Sure Shot"- 3:20
7. "My Sweet Escape"- 3:37
8. "The Emergency"- 3:26
9. "Set The Dial"- 3:46
10."Freedom"- 4:42

I applied a complex set of Sacred Geometric patterns, turned it backwards and forwards, put it in the washing machine on 'Spin Dry' for half an hour and came out with this:

'CHURCH IS ILLEGAL'

See? You're catching on. Soon enough we will rise and conquer.

1. 'Papa don't preach' by Madonna
2. 'Opium of the people' by Slipknot
3. 'Our Love, Don't Throw It All Away' by The Bee Gee's
4. 'Supercalafragelisticexpialadocious' by Mary Poppins
5. 'Angry again' by Megadeth
6. 'New York, New York' by Frank Sinatra
7. 'Digging the Grave' by Faith No More
8. 'Will you still love me?' by Chicago
9. 'I will kill you' by Cannibal Corpse
10. 'Cease to exist' by Charles Manson
11. 'Hangin' Tough' by New Kids on the Block



The first letter of each Song in this list spells out "Poo Sandwich"!!


This IS freaky!!



[edit on 29-1-2009 by Unrealised]

You seem to think so, but in actuality, it doesn't.

reply to post by Angry Potato


Bon Jovi could be killing me, but it hurts so good. I'm going to watch Young Guns 1 and 2 now, I just love the way his highlighted hair flows in the wind. I recommend watching every Ali Mcbeal episode with Mr Jovi , you will have an overwhelming desire to buy a leather jacket and jeans one size too small.

Originally posted by Angry Potato
Actually, no offense or anything, but you didn't really ask a question you didn't even know the answer to in the first place.

If you want proof, fine. Here it is.

Show me.. There are ambient tones, which suggest a slightly rushed producer. But please, give me any evidence that there is an actual frequency difference that could affect us.

You have been mislead, our ears are sensitive, but it is more resonance, not a frequency. Resonance on a bigger level can involve the combination of art.

Calm down, I know everyone likes to yell, but not me. Just be calm... If it happens, there is nothing you'll do about it.

So if all of this somehow turns out to be true, will he be "Wanted: Dead or Alive"?

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Hopefully he'll be 'Shot down in a Blaze of Glory.'

Actually (or obviously), this is just a wind up thread. Of course listening to Bon Jovi wouldn't kill you. Sure, listening to him is torturous, and probably could lead you to jumping off a cliff if you had to listen to his music for weeks on end, but apart from that, yeah, it's been nice talking to you guys. At least star and flag me for the fun you've all had.

It would be weird it if was true, though.

[edit on 29-1-2009 by Angry Potato]

Originally posted by Angry Potato
Actually, this is just a wind up thread. Of course listening to Bon Jovi wouldn't kill you. Sure, listening to him is torturous, and probably could lead you to jumping off a cliff if you had to listen to his music for weeks on end, but apart from that, yeah, it's been nice talking to you guys. At least flag me for the fun you've all had.

I'm not Flagging you....

It's a joke. You should star and flag me. Seriously.