posted on Jan, 26 2009 @ 03:57 PM
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his
birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable
lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
Why the early bird gets the worm;
Life isn't always fair
Maybe it was my fault
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
(don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable
strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when
well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in
place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment
for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for
using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for
doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in
disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an
Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became
pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better
treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar
could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was
hot.She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a
huge settlement, and when a man crashed his Winnebago because he had put it on autopilot and then went to make a cup of tea.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth
and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter,
Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived only by his 4 stepbrothers:
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he
was gone. If you still remember him, I commiserate with your loss. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
I am new to this site, been lurking for a long time, afraid to be have my parade pissed on. Well I am not afraid anymore and I want people to get it
off their chest and post unbelievable situations of common senselessness
here.
RIP Common sense