posted on Jan, 26 2009 @ 01:49 PM
Start of with some funnies.
"[riding a circus elephant]
Peter Griffin: Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."
"Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!"
"Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios."
"Man is a marvelous curiosity . . . he thinks he is the Creator's pet . . . he even believes the Creator loves him; has a passion for him; sits up
nights to admire him; yes and watch over him and keep him out of trouble. He prays to him and thinks He listens. Isn't it a quaint idea."- Mark
"I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of
them together is certain death."- George Carlin
"And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.-
"Existence really is an imperfect tense that never becomes a present.
"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.
Martin Luther King, Jr."
"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they
can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.
"The pen is mightier than the sword"- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people"
"Power Corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely"- Lord Acton
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."-
"A great pleasure in life is doing. what people say you cannot do."
"I'll be back" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director
of the opponent's fate."
"A leader leads by example not by force." - Sun Tzu
"There is no instance of a nation benefiting from prolonged warfare." - Sun Tzu