posted on Jan, 23 2009 @ 09:25 PM
How about, 'Star Tours.'
A new company will crop up to capitalize on visiting other planets and civilizations. It will be kind of like a Safari, except it will be stupid
humans looking at a highly-advanced civilization. So it would be like Giraffes and Zebras in a car, driving through a city, observing humanity in all
its glory and splendor.
But yea, honestly, who gives a #. Most people on here know we're not alone, but for the easily-manipulated people it will be a shock, even though it
I wouldn't be surprised if they had events like, "Meet an Alien." Tickets are $2,000 a piece, have lunch with and ask questions of an alien
(assuming they can eat lunch, have a mouth, etc...).
Or, they could march the aliens out on a baseball diamond and have them throw out the first pitch. I bet they are physically weak and wouldn't even
manage a 'Bush-Esque' crap toss.
Or, they could open a restaurant called 'Otherworldly Burgers.' It would be like Hooters, except all of the hot chicks on roller skates would be
scantily-clad aliens. Specials on saturday, techno dance floor, etc...
I could definitely see it happening...
[edit on 23-1-2009 by JipStix]