posted on Jan, 24 2009 @ 07:25 AM
The Hudson River Fiasco
First of all, I am truly glad and thankful that the plane and passengers landed safely.
But what a bloody cock up! What were the chances of a pilot being able to bring down a plane, in a crowded city, in daytime, with no warning, without
a runway? And have ANY survivors.
But then planes don’t generally land on freezing water, they usually break up on impact. That’s if they don’t hit a building first?
Oh my my, planes crashing into buildings, in american citys, on eve of new president?
Sounds like a new 9/11.
“It is with great sadness that I take office and immediately declare war on some goat herders” said obama with smoke rising from the ashes behind
The captain and crew were whisked away for debriefing, I didn’t see them at the medal ceremony.
“for standing on riverside with mobile phone shouting “god that’s awesome” – one medal”
“for parking your ferry next to a plane instead of the dock you park at several times daily – one medal”
“for holding a ladder – which is your job – one medal”
“for wrapping a blanket around someone who was very slightly chilly – one medal”
“for landing the plane – incommunicado”
“for being a reliable witness – incommunicado”
“to give a reliable account of the birds – the long thin pointy ones with smoke coming out their arses - incommunicado"
I take it CIA agents, albeit blacked up carrying rucksacks at airports, are now designated as birds should they fail in their mission.
I can imagine the captains debriefing – how dare you land that f#ckin plane, that took months of planning, the invasion of Iran, the bombing of
Syria, plus a 1meg nuke on old tallybanny was riding on you smashing spectacularly into a towerblock. Christ we even filled your tanks to the brim
with extra hot burning fuel that WILL melt steel framed buildings – how dare you bloody land!!!!
Gee, that could have been the kick start out of the credit crunch – building another war machine.
I really do hope it was just a lucky accident, but if there are dark forces at work out there, take note, the universe is against you!