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A ufo crashed in my back garden last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:26 AM
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It was about 11 o clock at night, fairly cold and boring to be honest, my girlfriend was annoying me so i decided to go out the back for a fag (a cigarette to americans), I was just standing there away in my own world when i heard this roar from the sky, i looked up and there was a fireball heading towards the ground, i didnt think it was gonna smash into my heating oil tank out the back but it blew right thru it, thankfully it was mostly empty.

After i got over my shock and the fact that i nearly SHAT my pants i ran over to the whole in the ground, thats when i saw the ship, looked like something from MIB to be honest, at that point i woke up and fell into my cornflakes.

[edit on 20-1-2009 by asala]




posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:35 AM
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So, you gonna hang onto it or will you be selling it on eBay? How about some photos. Have you interrogated the crafts crew yet? If its neutronium reactor core is still intact, u2u me, maybe we can work a deal. You'll take a personal check, right?



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:35 AM
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it would help if you could get some pictures?
pictures or it didnt happen



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:36 AM
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Prove it next post or shhhh.


Not a one liner but come on - an alien ship is in his back yard - crashed? This literally offends me.



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:37 AM
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Originally posted by piero
it would help if you could get some pictures?
pictures or it didnt happen


Of what? His cornflake covered face?



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:38 AM
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Originally posted by Europe
at that point i woke up and fell into my cornflakes.


so are you saying this whole thing was a dream?



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:40 AM
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It will be on ebay shortly, its got a dilithium reactor and comes with its own scotty to fix it when it goes wrong.



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:42 AM
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reply to post by TONE23
 


Yeah, it was meant as a joke to see how many people would cop on, some have some havnt, a lesson in taking things at face value.



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:42 AM
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posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:44 AM
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Engineering, maths and languages are just some of the many things im very good at, ill be sure to recommend to your boss that you get promoted from toilet duty at mcdonalds, thats a good boy.



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:46 AM
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I dont have a boss and Im living it up in the Keys kid. You have been DISMISSED!



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:51 AM
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I have been dismissed because some OAP said i am! LOL
Enjoy your common OAP disease's such as Arthritis and most likely in your case senility.



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 05:55 AM
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Originally posted by Little One
I dont have a boss and Im living it up in the Keys kid. You have been DISMISSED!



you have to be rich to live here.....lol


Where in the keys my wife and I are in Key Largo




and to the OP..... Nice to see a sense of humor and all...but be wary many here take UFO-ology(SP?) VERY seriously.....

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posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 07:18 AM
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So True! You have to have your money made BEFORE you hit the Keys for there certainly isnt any here to be found... legally I should say!

But we do love it here. We are in Islamorada - not too far south from you. We were in Tampa until our babies went to Uni - then moved to the beach house and let them reside in the Tampa home. Now isnt the time to sell anyway so it worked out for all of us.



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 07:31 AM
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Hope you have many more years here in the keys with fun and sun





It would be kinda funny though if an UFO landed in my back yard and it was only abut 6 inches in size.....

"we come to seize your planet and make off with your women!"


I would die from laughing.....lol







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