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BTS Ladies tutorial: The Perfect Girlfriend

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posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 07:18 PM
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It seems we men are often asked what the perfect girlfriend would be like.

Well, here's the answer!





I love Jim Beam.




posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 07:47 PM
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So THAT'S why my husband won't leave me...

Jim Beam tastes like bear piss.



posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 07:50 PM
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Originally posted by seagrass

Jim Beam tastes like bear piss.


I did not know that.



posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 08:22 PM
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Dangit SD, you promised me that you wouldn't show that to anyone.

Rush

[edit on 19-1-2009 by hsur2112]



posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 08:35 PM
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Sorry for "outing" you rush.

The ladies need to learn from your wisdom.



posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 10:11 PM
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The perfect girlfriend is one that is mute, deaf and blind, they can't see what you are doing and then fuss at you. They can't here what you are doing and then fuss at you. The best part they have no voice to fuss at you.



posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 10:39 PM
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The Turd in the Punchbowl says:

"Funny but tragic!"

Funny because of the context of your OP.

Tragic because it perpetuates a stereo-type-created of American Men Mythos that most feel compelled to embrace as part of their 'Identity' even when that is clearly not the case.

*meaningful look at SDog*

And tragically funny that the MSM is marketing this BS Persona as a totality of modern American male priorities and you guys not only embrace it, but defend it as defining you. So much so that they make ads mocking you, and then?

Well, you tell us all about it is in a pseudo-joking fashion.

This will not end well for all involved!

*The Turd in the Punchbowl exits*



posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 10:51 PM
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Heike?



posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 11:00 PM
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:shk:

:shk:

:shk:




posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 11:03 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by TheWayISeeIt
 


Heike?




She's injured so I am helping to carry her load. And I have to say, I kinda like it.. comes sorta natural...

(I think the topic also kicks in the All-Female-environment-of-my-girlhood gene :lol



posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 11:57 PM
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You mean guys want an airhead female with an obnoxious accent telling them what they want to hear so she can 'land him,' and take him for everything in a divorce?

I've been doing it all wrong!



posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 11:59 PM
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Originally posted by AshleyD
reply to post by schrodingers dog
 


You mean guys want an airhead female ...


Not an airhead.

A Jim Beambo!




posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 12:15 AM
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Okie Dokie. I'll leave that alone and hold my tongue. I'm a bit of a feminist myself and will become unhinged if I continue.



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 01:36 AM
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Originally posted by AshleyD
You mean guys want an airhead female with an obnoxious accent telling them what they want to hear so she can 'land him,' and take him for everything in a divorce?

I've been doing it all wrong!



Wow, Ash you're right!

Trickery at its finest *if she is smart enough to avoid a pre-nup*

I'll take a case of Jim Beam please.

Just have it delivered to DATS. We'll make it the cocktail of the evening for the ladies.


- Carrot



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 02:05 AM
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She looks nice, but not my type sorry. Not close to perfect haha. In fact AshleyD is closer to perfect.






[edit on 20-1-2009 by _Phoenix_]



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 02:07 AM
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What is this all about?



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 02:27 AM
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Why are everyone after girls? Dont you realise that everything is an illusion? Look at general relativity and combine it with metaphysics(in your mind) and you will see that life is an illusion and full of
(you know what/bad stuff), and all this is untrue.


[edit on January 20th, 2009 by peacejet]



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 02:28 AM
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Originally posted by peacejet
Why are everyone after girls? Dont you realise that everything is an illusion? Look at general relativity and combine it with metaphysics(in your mind) and you will see that life is an illusion and full of :drunk
you know what/bad stuff), and all this is untrue.


So you like men now? It's ok to admit it?



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 02:30 AM
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Nope. Expected this question anyway.

look for more details



posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 02:35 AM
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And that post didnt mean that I like men.:shk: Think differently people.

For me life itself is an illusion of god, and who knows why we are here on earth?



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