BTS Ladies tutorial: The Perfect Girlfriend

It seems we men are often asked what the perfect girlfriend would be like.

Well, here's the answer!





I love Jim Beam.

So THAT'S why my husband won't leave me...

Jim Beam tastes like bear piss.

Originally posted by seagrass

Jim Beam tastes like bear piss.

I did not know that.

Dangit SD, you promised me that you wouldn't show that to anyone.

Rush

[edit on 19-1-2009 by hsur2112]

reply to post by hsur2112


Sorry for "outing" you rush.

The ladies need to learn from your wisdom.

The perfect girlfriend is one that is mute, deaf and blind, they can't see what you are doing and then fuss at you. They can't here what you are doing and then fuss at you. The best part they have no voice to fuss at you.

The Turd in the Punchbowl says:

"Funny but tragic!"

Funny because of the context of your OP.

Tragic because it perpetuates a stereo-type-created of American Men Mythos that most feel compelled to embrace as part of their 'Identity' even when that is clearly not the case.

*meaningful look at SDog*

And tragically funny that the MSM is marketing this BS Persona as a totality of modern American male priorities and you guys not only embrace it, but defend it as defining you. So much so that they make ads mocking you, and then?

Well, you tell us all about it is in a pseudo-joking fashion.

This will not end well for all involved!

*The Turd in the Punchbowl exits*

reply to post by TheWayISeeIt


Heike?

:shk:

:shk:

:shk:

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by TheWayISeeIt

 

Heike?

She's injured so I am helping to carry her load. And I have to say, I kinda like it.. comes sorta natural...

(I think the topic also kicks in the All-Female-environment-of-my-girlhood gene :lol

reply to post by schrodingers dog


You mean guys want an airhead female with an obnoxious accent telling them what they want to hear so she can 'land him,' and take him for everything in a divorce?

I've been doing it all wrong!

Originally posted by AshleyD
reply to post by schrodingers dog

 

You mean guys want an airhead female ...

Not an airhead.

A Jim Beambo!

reply to post by schrodingers dog


Okie Dokie. I'll leave that alone and hold my tongue. I'm a bit of a feminist myself and will become unhinged if I continue.

Originally posted by AshleyD
You mean guys want an airhead female with an obnoxious accent telling them what they want to hear so she can 'land him,' and take him for everything in a divorce?

I've been doing it all wrong!

Wow, Ash you're right!

Trickery at its finest *if she is smart enough to avoid a pre-nup*

I'll take a case of Jim Beam please.

Just have it delivered to DATS. We'll make it the cocktail of the evening for the ladies.


- Carrot

She looks nice, but not my type sorry. Not close to perfect haha. In fact AshleyD is closer to perfect.





[edit on 20-1-2009 by _Phoenix_]

What is this all about?

Why are everyone after girls? Dont you realise that everything is an illusion? Look at general relativity and combine it with metaphysics(in your mind) and you will see that life is an illusion and full of (you know what/bad stuff), and all this is untrue.

[edit on January 20th, 2009 by peacejet]

Originally posted by peacejet
Why are everyone after girls? Dont you realise that everything is an illusion? Look at general relativity and combine it with metaphysics(in your mind) and you will see that life is an illusion and full of :drunk

you know what/bad stuff), and all this is untrue.

So you like men now? It's ok to admit it?

reply to post by _Phoenix_


Nope. Expected this question anyway.

look for more details

And that post didnt mean that I like men.:shk: Think differently people.

For me life itself is an illusion of god, and who knows why we are here on earth?