Odd questions you would ask God.

Now lets say you die and go to heaven. You have a chance to ask God as many questions as you would like. What would be the odd questions that you would ask him?
Here are mine.
How many times did I sneeze in my life?
How many times did I use the word "the"?
How many times have I farted in my life?
How much money did I make for my company while I was employed there?
How often did people do a face plant on average while I was alive?
How many slices of pizza did I eat while alive?
How many people did I cheer up when they were down?
How many times did people say bad things about me behind my back?
How many car accidents have I avoided?

There are others I could think of, but I'll leave the rest up to you fine folks. What kind of strange questions would you ask God?

How many times did people type the word "teh" as an actual typo and NOT as a stupid internet word while I was alive?

How many hours of my life did I spend awake?

Conversely, how many hours did I spend asleep?

How many times did I blink?

How many people did I make smile?
How many people did I make mad?
Why do we humans deserve a forgiveing God?

This reminds me of the Robot Chicken book of life. Link

I don't know what I'd ask, maybe how much of my life I've spent bored compared to doing something constructive.

I would ask this:
What is purpose of ticks and fleas?

Got some more here.

How many times has my cat meowed?
How many times have I put gas in my car?
How many total hours have I spent on ATS?
How many total hours have I spent playing video games?
How many pounds of food have I eaten in my life time?
How many words have I spoken in my life time?