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Odd questions you would ask God.

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posted on Jan, 17 2009 @ 02:56 AM
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Now lets say you die and go to heaven. You have a chance to ask God as many questions as you would like. What would be the odd questions that you would ask him?
Here are mine.
How many times did I sneeze in my life?
How many times did I use the word "the"?
How many times have I farted in my life?
How much money did I make for my company while I was employed there?
How often did people do a face plant on average while I was alive?
How many slices of pizza did I eat while alive?
How many people did I cheer up when they were down?
How many times did people say bad things about me behind my back?
How many car accidents have I avoided?

There are others I could think of, but I'll leave the rest up to you fine folks. What kind of strange questions would you ask God?




posted on Jan, 17 2009 @ 11:47 AM
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How many times did people type the word "teh" as an actual typo and NOT as a stupid internet word while I was alive?

How many hours of my life did I spend awake?

Conversely, how many hours did I spend asleep?

How many times did I blink?



posted on Jan, 17 2009 @ 01:08 PM
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How many people did I make smile?
How many people did I make mad?
Why do we humans deserve a forgiveing God?



posted on Jan, 17 2009 @ 01:35 PM
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This reminds me of the Robot Chicken book of life. Link

I don't know what I'd ask, maybe how much of my life I've spent bored compared to doing something constructive.



posted on Jan, 17 2009 @ 02:00 PM
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I would ask this:
What is purpose of ticks and fleas?



posted on Jan, 17 2009 @ 05:44 PM
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Got some more here.

How many times has my cat meowed?
How many times have I put gas in my car?
How many total hours have I spent on ATS?
How many total hours have I spent playing video games?
How many pounds of food have I eaten in my life time?
How many words have I spoken in my life time?




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