posted on Jan, 19 2009 @ 09:49 AM
"that's enough apples for you"
read for yourself the why of it:
that little "nugget" of genius from my son (enough apples for you) got me thinking about the old days of the internet and email and those fart name
lists that were sent out so I started googling, as I'm wont to do and I came across a few new ones:
The Bitburr: Sounds like just that--you're walking and the initial explosion "BIT!--" during one step is followed by a more gentle release of
the rest of the volume during the next step: "brrrrrr..."
The G and L Fart - This is one of the most ordinary and pedestrian of farts, known to everyone. Certainly it is the least gross. If you have not
already guessed, G and L stands for Gambled and Lost. One of the most embarrassing of all farts, even when you are alone.
a couple of favorites from the list of farts with no explanation:
the scented scream
after dinner mint
I grew up with a keen understanding the bathroom humor is and always will be hysterical. It doesn't matter how gross or who it happens to, if it
involves poop or farts, it's going to make me laugh.
My dad had a tape of an old bit from god knows when that involved a farting contest between Lord Windesmear and Boomer from Down Under. They discuss
their training, their background, their outfits (finesse debreeze) they fart, with various scores for various fart types and one of them wins. It is
by far one of the funnies things I remember from my childhood. Thanks to the internet, I found a disc online of the Crepitation Contest. It resides
in my drawer at home, for a time when my kids are old enough to fully appreciate it.
There's plenty of info about the contest out there but this site tells the whole history of this record rather well and you can hear the 14+ minutes
of comedic genius as well.