posted on Jan, 22 2003 @ 05:14 PM
Hans Blix has summoned God to appear before the UN weapons inspectors. Mr Jehovah God (15 billion), of no fixed abode, is believed to have been the
Officer Commanding the Universe at the time of the gas attacks on the Kurds.
Among the questions Mr God is expected to face are: "Why do bad things happen to good people?" and "Why isnít life fair?" The inspectors also
wishes to know why Mr God is somtimes referred to as ëThe Kingí, a title normally reserved for addressing Elvis.
Mr Godís present whereabouts are unknown. He was last seen in the company of a young woman in the Bethlehem area, on the night of March 25th 1BC.
"If Mr God fails to attend, I will force him to appear," said Mr Blix, "possibly by finding the Ark of the Covenant and opening it, like in Indiana
[Edited on 22-1-2003 by AlecMac]