posted on Jan, 15 2009 @ 05:00 PM
this has been bugging me for many years now and i just have to get it off my chest, i've racked my brains and i just cannot get my head round the
why, oh why, don't cabury's make an easter egg sized creme egg.
i mean, it'ld sell, who wouldn't want a huge cadburys creme egg. the fact that it would sell, in large numbers, is without question, we've all been
waiting long enough, we've all wanted one since we were old enough to understand the concept, so why don't they do it? i'ld pay quite a lot of
money for one, even in the current economic climate.
it's just not right, seriously.
i have a theory, right, that the hole we are all trying to plug with our rampant consumer debt, the one that all the experts are talking about, is
actually created and sustained by the lack of a huge creme egg.
this is why you can't get them coming up to christmas, because they want you to spend, spend, spend. then they release them in the early part of the
year, get us all wound up through the spring, deprive us of the big one at easter and then withdraw them totally while we're away on our summer hols
when we won't notice.
it's got to rank right up there with the most evil of NWO plots. it's just not right i tell you!!!
[edit on 15/1/09 by pieman]