I like this, trying to get body parts through the courts.
Clearly the dud did not learn from Shakespeare...
Therefore prepare thee to cut off the flesh.
Shed thou no blood, nor cut thou less nor more
But just a pound of flesh: if thou cut'st more
Or less than a just pound, be it but so much
As makes it light or heavy in the substance,
Or the division of the twentieth part
Of one poor scruple, nay, if the scale do turn
But in the estimation of a hair, Thou diest and all thy goods are confiscate.
That's Portia's ruling in the case Shylock (the Jew) Vs Bassnio (the Christian) in the Merchant of Venice.
Bassnio is in breech of the terms of a bond and they are before the court, he is offering to pay 2, 3 10 times the amount owed right there on the
spot, but Shylock has it in the terms that he can take his pound of flesh from Bassnio's brest... And as he wants him dead, he wants to take his
heart!
But there is no mention of blood, and if he does not take exactly a pound - no more no less, or if he spills a single drop of blood diest and all his
goods are confiscate
Now wouldn't that be more interesting to see than a press conference out side the courts??
Needles to say the Jew took the money and ran!